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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1054
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Dawson's Creek 2005 - The Director's Cut"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by pl0nk
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 4/7/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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The show titled _Dawson's Creek_ is a pile of dog shit. Teenage
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kids aren't like that. We do drugs we cause trouble and we swear a lot. We
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don't use big 10-dollar-words and we definitely wouldn't turn down a free
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fuck, or some hot ass older slut who just craves cock. Those stupid kids
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from Cape Side should just quit. The show is like some major super drama
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that makes even myself feel shitty about my life. Who the hell wants to
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watch a show where kids are better then themselves who watch it? So I took
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it upon myself to write a little about the future of Dawson's Creek--where
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the major characters have winded up doing, and so on. It could also apply
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to the reality of today's world, portrayed through the news. Don't get me
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wrong, "news" is great--I watch it to see what's going on outside of my
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homestone of Canada. Sure we're drunks, we say "eh?" and we live in
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fucking igloos, but we finally got your old black and white tv's!!!
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Joey is some hooker who sucks dick for hurtin' coke out of the New
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York slums. Her and Dawson are coke buddies, Dawson just uses her for a
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free fuck, and an excuse to hate the world. Pacey is a bum, he meets up
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with Jack to get head and a little bit of cash to tide him by for the
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night behind a dumpster on an abandoned street.
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As Dawson and Joey walk down an abandoned back alley street, a guy
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in an old man's trench coat walks up to them, looking all bummy and beat
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up, and he asks for some change. As the two space cadets say "no," he
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looks up and notices who they are, his old high school buddies! Pacey
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smashes Dawson in the face for all the times he's fucked him over for
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money and hoes from back in the days and than pisses all over the guy.
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Joey screams and starts going crazy, so Pacey has to slap her to the
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ground and give her a beating.
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Jen sits in her room at a table with Andy. A revolver pointed
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directly at Jen's head. She's sick of trying to fight for her non-existent
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charities that do nothing but make her seem like a bitch. Both her and her
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friend are tweaked on acid, playing a harmless game of Russian Roulette.
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Two Bullets placed in different chambers decide their fate.
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It's Jen's turn. She points the gun at Andy's head, the crazy
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psycho-bitch of Cape Side thinks of her gay brother--and thinks of her
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crazy mother and her daddy, who used to rape her as a child. Jen pulls the
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trigger, for a split-moment the bullet could be seen, and as the sound
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faded-out--on the ground the whole half of her head, shot off, blood
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gushing everywhere. Jen cocks the pin and spins the chamber as it stops
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she slowly points it to her head. She pulls the trigger as her grandmother
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comes in to check on her, her brains spray the wall, all over her bed, and
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a couple hunks of her skull along with some bloody mess splatters grandma.
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That new guy, what's-his-name, goes on a bloody murder spree
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because his obsession. He's just killed herself, he's in, what grade?
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11th now? He shoots the teachers and he shoots the students. He shoots the
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janitors, and he kills the vice-principals, because we all know the
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vice-principals are always cock-suckers. When he gets arrested, and his
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psychiatrist asks him why he went out and shot all those people, he
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replies: "They made fun of me because I was different. Everyday I could
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hear them talking about me. Look at that kid, he looks different, he's not
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like us, let's all make fun of him for the rest of his school life and not
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expect him to do something about it. Finally, I just snapped."
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/End Show
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/Cancel Credits
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/Quit Pretending you're so good, 'cause if I was on TV I would keep it real.
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/Roll the Credits
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props out to the old irc crowd.
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cyberf|re, ^Dreamer, DavidW, Tagman, |Maverick, KeyChain, Kool^Guy.
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props to the new schoolers.
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Ninja--, Block0, an the #kids/#splat gang
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1054, BY PL0NK - 4/07/00 ]
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