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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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Wednesday, April 1, 1992
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HI SUMMER
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HEY HOW'S LIFE
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NOT THE BEST HERE
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MEN ARE DICKHEADS
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Except for Brian
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the Sweetheart.
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I am going with him now.
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(NOT! April Fool's)
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HA HA
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BIG RED
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...
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Thursday, April 2
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Hi Summer!
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Are you havin' a day?
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I'm not. It's just one of
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those super-idiotic-brain-
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infected-disconected
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things! And I'm sick of
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it.
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Well, I better pay
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attention in math, or else
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I might fail another test!
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Have a day!
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Don't get run over by
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an old granny in high heels
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driving a '69 Mustang
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convertible running a
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red stoplight at a busy
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intersection!
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Erin Smith
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...
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Thursday, April 2
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Hello. I cannot wait
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to get out of Algebra.
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Guess what? I honestly
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started a pan on the
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stove on fire last week!
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It was great-really
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funny. Have you ever
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wondered what ever happened
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to Jason W? We should
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call him or something,
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the year I get
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ungrounded. Listen, my
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brain is still in nuetral
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so I'll write later.
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Terri
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...
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Thursday, April 2
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Summer-
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don't go home with
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your boner on. HA!
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(I mean titty boner!)
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J/K! Have a wonderful
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life you little spineless
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piece of nothing! Psych!
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Jessica
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...
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Thursday, April 2
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Summer,
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Play with my brain
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But don't skip to the Skippy.
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I'm lying in a cold dry well
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wasting time. Don't dry up into
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a cold, dry worm. Bugs crawl in
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and the bugs crawl owwwwt.
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My saltwater milkshake spilled
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onto the floor of my brain.
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And in my dream I saw
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me (Jesus Christ) come out
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of the hamburger joint and
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water the shrubbery.
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Love me tender,
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ARB
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the destroyer
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...
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Thursday, April 2
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Summer,
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Well, I think
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I'm going to write you
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sane instead of some
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of your friends that
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seem insane. English
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has been cool so is World
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History with Wulfee has
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been pretty fun But 9th grade
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sucks don't it I thought
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my 9th sucked well its
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Been fun stay cool, Stop
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hanging around some
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of those scumballs you
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hang around. But I guess
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there your friends & you
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like them personally I think
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some are skurvey well I gotta
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Be steppin
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JoAnne
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"94"
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rules
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Thursday, April 2
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I swish dead fish between
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my toes And try not to step on
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the bones
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-anonymous
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...
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Friday, April 3
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Dear Winter,
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Rise to the occasion.
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Love,
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ARB
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...
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Friday, April 3
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[Peace symbol], cool. this feels
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funnY ain't I
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weird Make sense
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of this
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A frog had a frog bet
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you can't & think about this:
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If God Made us who
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Made God!!
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Nate Kass
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...
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Monday, April 6
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Jermy is an asshole!
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Jermy Vize
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[insertion]
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Thanks Angella
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...
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Thurday, April 3
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Dear Summer,
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Don't be weird
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From,
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The Destroyer
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Monday, April 6
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Life Sucks
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Live it up while
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you can or athority
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will take over
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Never surender
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I dont that's why I
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get in trobles so peace
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Be cool
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Stay cool
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JoAnne
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Monday, April 6
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Summer,
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Hey how's life?
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upseeting here. But ain't it
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always.
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I am gonna kill
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Jeff Keeter or however
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you spell his last name.
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He is one of
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the Biggest
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ASSHOLES I
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know. I will make a
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list of them for you.
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Should I deck him on the
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bus?
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I will if he bugs me
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I kinda got Bryan Miller MAD
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At me. After lunch I was
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walking out with Emily and
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he told me to relax buy of
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course I was a smart ass
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and said Why should I?
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But I don't see why he
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should care about that. he doesn't
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care about anything else that has
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to do with me.
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Gotta Go Bye
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Big Red.
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I [heart] Bryan Miller
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U [heart] ?
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...
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Thursday, April 3
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Dear Autumn,
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I recently caught up with Mr. Smith.
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He knows not what he thinks. So, Mrs. Smith
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has to tell him. Don't tell Smitty Jr.
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that the time of Jesus Christ is never
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going to draw near upon our slimey little
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Christian skulls, kinda like acid rain.
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When Ms. (Not Mrs.) Smith died she
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remarried to the brain-dead. Forescore and
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25 years ago, Arb brought forth, a Rhythm Nation.
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Lovely Day,
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ARB
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P.S. Brain Food.
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Tuesday, April 7
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Summer
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Hey MAN!
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How is your cool life
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man?
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Awsome here man.
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I was never better man
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like cool man I just
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said hi to Brian Miller
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to man. it was the
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greatest man.
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Wait till ya see me
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on the bus man
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I will be totally
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cool man.
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I like saying hi to Brian
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because then I can
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see his expression man.
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I also love the word
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man now too.
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Now I love Brian & the
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word man. Sounds neat
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to keep saying man if
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ya ask me man.
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Do ya love my
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language man?
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I do man, it is
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cool if ya ask me
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man.
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Bye MAN
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Big Red
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...
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Wednesday, April 8
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Summer
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Yo MAN! I AM
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SOOO COOL MAN!
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Like totally awsome
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MAN! BRIAN
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IS JUST SOO COOL
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MAN. I Mean
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gnarley man.
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So how was your
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day man? MINE
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WAS SUGAR FILLED
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BUT FUN MAN!
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I am writing
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lots to day man.
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Well gotta stop
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Sorry MAN.
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Big Red
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Thursday, April 9
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[water damage to notebook]
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[excerpt of legible text ]
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covered in a vat of hot ashes
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vat of hat ashes hot ashes ashes.
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Who is Big Red? I'm chewing a gum baring
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that moniker, so rise to the occasion.
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Life's just too short, that's why we
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have White Castles.
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Love
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ARB THE
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DESTROYER
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Tuesday, April 14
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Autumn,
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Hi
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Love
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Arb
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the
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Destroyer
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Tuesday, April 14
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Summer,
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These things are
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weird.
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I can imagine
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my myth. HA! HA!
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I am starting another story
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It is called
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"REVENGE OF THE PHYSCO
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SOCKS"
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nice name huh?
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I he was
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He is neat [heart] kinda mean
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man! Bryan today but oh
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Miller well he is
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still sweet!
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Did ya ever
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see him yet
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man? If not
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one of these days
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you will because I will
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make sure of it.
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Well gotta go Dude.
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Bye.
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Love,
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leggs, beany, Pooh Bear,
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Albino bitch, Pro Stock Pooh #777,
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frogs, long leggs, Bee, Buzzy,
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Jugs, Droppy, Wenz,
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Windmister, Winston, Winafen,
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Gwendolyn, Gendy, Jendolyn,
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Big Red, Wanye, Waldowendy,
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Winnie, Grandma, Saneless,
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Gal, not to mention the newest
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edition MOMMY BIG RED.
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I Call me
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[heart] any of those
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HA! Bryan names. but
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HA! Miller I prefer
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HA! HA! MOMMY
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He is sweet BIG RED
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and neat man!!!
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...
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Good
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D
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A
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Y
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...
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Thursday, April 16
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Why do we always come
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from the cold!!
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I know now can you
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figure that one out. I'm
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not going to tell u.
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Sincerely,
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Nate Kass
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...
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Hi
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...
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Thursday, April 16
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A word of thought
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ARE YOU
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A CLEPTO?
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You Can
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Take Something
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for it!
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from
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The Rebellier
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Have a nice day.
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...
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Today
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Nobdy
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HAD A
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weird
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thought
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here!
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>From Sum!
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...
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Tuesday, April 21
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[water damage to notebook]
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Love,
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Arb,
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the
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destroyer
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...
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Friday, April 24
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Summer,
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A food for thought
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Playingly smellologistic. Yea!
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ARB
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the
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DESTROYER
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May 4
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Hey Summer,
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I am so cool and so
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happy. Brian is going
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to be laughing so hard
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on the bus cause I'm
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going to be blowing my
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blow pop.
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I love it when he
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says stuff like that.
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Boy if he would
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have seen me
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yesterday he would of
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said something to the
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effect of "I had my
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blowing going" because
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I ate 13 blow pops.
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I was on a sugar
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high man.
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So who do you
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like?
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Me still like Brian
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on my notes I put
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I
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[heart]
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Bri
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This way
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it sounds cuter and it is
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shorter too. I do it
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all the lazy way.
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and don't take that
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the dirty way either.
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that was funny
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friday when my mouth
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was totally blue.
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Theresa said I
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shouldn't have sucked
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man so much.
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God this odyssey is
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dirty
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She heard the blow
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and know who
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gave it.
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God that is
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sick. these books now
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adays.
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Well girl I
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got a whole half of
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an hour to keep
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writing my lovely thoughts
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yes we're almost
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done reading this boy will
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I be glad.
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ooh grusome blood.
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I love it.
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Well I should get
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going now. Bye.
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Big Red
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I [heart] Bri
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U [heart]?
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...
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May 6
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OK. you asked for it.
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I'm so tired! Math sucks.
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Haven't figured out what though, YET!!
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I'm in a kick ass mood, but I'm NOT
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going to jail (until I deserve it!) J/K!
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French is awesome, I might go there
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sometime in the near future.
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DEEP THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
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A guy and a girl go out on a date.
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The guy is hoping to get something, like
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sexually. But only the girl knows
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if he's going to get it or not.
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Well, I'll sign off, now!
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Get the hang of that
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math and don't die doing it!
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Ern
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May 6
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Easily spoken words. And
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dish in brains of cooling wah wah.
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And fish swimming within the lines
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within the lines. The lines are our
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friends. Tee Hee.
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I Need a Peck in
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the head from a bird that
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is dead.
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ARB
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the
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Destroyer
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...
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May 15
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A Darkened Forest
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A strong wind is howling
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as darkeness grows near,
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In only a moment
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the sun disappears.
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Deep in the forest
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on a restless night,
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Shadows are cast
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by the eerie moonlight.
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The wind picks up
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in a violent storm,
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And this wonderful place
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takes on a different form.
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The rain and the thunder
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continue for hours,
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In this lonesome dark forest
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that nature devours
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Erin Smith
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...
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May 19
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Brainwave,
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Dreary. Hee Hee Hee. And yer
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little brain, too. Har Har Har. And yer
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large nose, too.
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Love
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ARB
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...
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May 20
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Word for the Day
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Radicalization
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>From
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ARB
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the
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Destroyer
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...
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May 20
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Summer,
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Hey Chick!! WHAT'S UP?
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NOT TO MUCH HERE. do
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you know Dennis Dean?
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I started punching him
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before fifth hour. Cause
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him and buttfuck Brian
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were talking about
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me. I still have
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to punch Mr. Buttfuck
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Miller. Don't you love
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the nickname I gave him?
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Do ya love the idea
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of my x-boyfriend being
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my boyfriend again?
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I do and this time
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I'm NOT breaking up
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with him. In about
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the 2nd letter I get
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he will ask me to go
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with him again because
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he did after I first
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broke up with him
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but I never. This time
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when he asks me
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I'm going to say
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yes and I'm NOT
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going to break up with
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him. for anyone.
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If and when I go
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with him again I'm
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going to try and make
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it last for 2 years and
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8 months because that is
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when I plan on moving
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to Oakforest. Then I can
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see him all the time. And
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even before two years I
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will get my ring. and I'll
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jump for joy. Then
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when I move to Oakforest
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I will get to see him for
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the first time in 4 years
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and 8 months. I am
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looking forward to that.
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He probably will be
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too.
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Did you know that
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I liked all of the following
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guys since I broke up
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with Jeff.
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Mike
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Tony
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Rob
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Jeremy
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Tom
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Rick
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John and Brian but
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I did NOT go with
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any of them. No isn't that
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cool. Well gotta go.
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Big Red
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...
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June 1
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(day after Skid Row)
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Summer,
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Life, wait not life, but happiness
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is pains in the neck and back from
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moshingness in an unknown territory.
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But then again I'll depart.
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ARB
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...
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It takes 43
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muscles to frown.
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It takes 7
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muscles to smile.
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So be lazy.
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Be indifferent.
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...
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Dear Spitoon,
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Travel time and realize,
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ARB
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the
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DESTROYER
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...
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53 54 57
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Don't ever forget these
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#'s actually how could
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you forget you'd think
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of me. I hate Jenny
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with a passion.
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See ya
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Sarah
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I [heart] Scott
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...
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She caught the melting sky/It burned but
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still the winter passes/By & By/2 the
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other side
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A slow parade of wind/That blows thru 3's/
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That wilted with the season's children
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Are we saved by the words/of bastard
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saints/Do we live in fear or faith/Tell
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me now who's behind the rain
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A maze of tangled grace/The symptoms of
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"for real" are/crumbling from embrace/But
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still we chase...the shadows of belief/And new
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religion clouds our visions of/the roots of
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our souls
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Are we ashamed of our own fate/Or play the
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fool 4 our own sake/Tell me who's Behind the rain
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What do we need where do we go/When we get there
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we don't know/Why should we doubt the virgin
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white/Of fallen snow/when faith's our shelter from
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the cold
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Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away/without you/3x
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Quicksand Jesus I believe you
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Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away
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SKID ROW
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QUICKSAND JESUS
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MAY 31, 1992
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DUBUQUE, IOWA
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...
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N I C K N A M E S
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Nickname Real Name
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BIG RED Wendy Galazin
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Andy the Dude ARB
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Summerian Summerian
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Smelly Asswipe Shane Connelly
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Brainwave Nobody In Particular
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Summy Sumerian
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Summer Autumn
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Plantlife Trees Can Be Fun
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Urn Erin Smith
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Arrogant Dickhead Jeremy Vize
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ARB ARBISON
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Andy Benson ARBISON
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Sumerian Summer
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Flamebreather Arb
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Metalhead Arb
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Human Change Machine Arb
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Pyro Summer
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Spanky Dan Dumuth
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Dough Boy Dan Dumuth
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Dizzy Arb
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Bitch Jenny Schetgen
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Ignorance Dougie
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Woman beater Dan Kuper
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Screech Wendy Galazin
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Leggs Wendy Galazin
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Blondie Summer
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...
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I still haven't figured out why
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people are calling me "PJ". I guess it's
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better than "Gunster" last year.
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Summer
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the Peejster
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #982, BY PHAIRGIRL - 12/23/99 ]
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