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$$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg.
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ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg
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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST" ggg
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$$$ by -> Quarex & the Illinois State Legislature $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #976 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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Since I absolutely hate having to deal with bureaucracy for simple
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things like, say, getting my Driver's license renewed, I put it off as
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long as was humanly possible. I realized one day, November 12th 1999
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more specifically, that my license had expired a day earlier.
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So, naturally, I had little choice left but to figure out when the
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hell I could go get my license renewed. I figured the DMV would
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naturally close early or something, so I did a quick search for the DMV
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on www.champaign-urbana.com, and discovered the following helpful
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information, directly from some random government web page:
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ANS: Vehicle licenses are available from the Illinois Drivers
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License Examination Station located at 2401 W. Bradley in Champaign.
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Their hours are:
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Monday - Closed
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Tuesday - 11:00 A.M. - 8:00 P.M.
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Wed-Fri. - 8:00 A.M. - 5:30 P.M.
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Saturday - 8:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M.
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Now, if the fucking DMV hours alone are not enough to make you
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laugh, maybe this will be. I went to the DMV at 6 P.M. on Tuesday, and,
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of course, it had been closed for hours.
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I hate the government more than you.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #976, BY QUAREX - 12/18/99 ]
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