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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "Your Call Is Important To Us" ggg
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$$$ by -> The Prophet $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #975 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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Thank you for calling Big Anonymous Company. Your call is
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important to us. We will answer your call in the order in which it was
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received. Please continue to hold for the next available Customer Care
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Associate.
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[click, click, click, click, long period of silence followed by
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inane christmas music]
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Due to high call volume, your approximate wait time will be
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approximately ... thirty ... eight ... minutes.
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[inane christmas music]
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We value your call and truly appreciate your business. Thank you
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for waiting while our Customer Care Associates are helping others. Your
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call will be answered in the order received.
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[more inane christmas music]
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You can handle many transactions with our company by using our
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website. Just go to AYCH TEE TEE PEE, COLON, SLASH SLASH, DOUBLE-YEW
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DOUBLE-YEW DOUBLE-YEW PERIOD BigAnonymousCompany PERIOD com!
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[more inane christmas music]
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With Priority Call Answering, your calls will be handled in a
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priority queue. Priority Call Answering is just $4.95 per month. Please
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ask your Customer Care Associate for details.
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[more inane christmas music]
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Our Customer Service Center of Excellence is ISO9002 certified and
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our Customer Care Associates are highly trained and empowered to ensure
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your total satisfaction. Please continue to hold, and the next available
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Customer Care Associate will assist you.
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[38 minutes later]
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Please wait while we transfer your call. You may hear a series of
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clicks while we transfer your call. Please remain on the line while we
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transfer you to the next Customer Care Associate.
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*click* *click* *click* *clunk* *clunk* [long pause]
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*busy* *busy* *busy* *busy*
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[sound of phone shattering as it is thrown angrily on the floor]
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[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #975, BY THE PROPHET - 12/18/99 ]
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