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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #958 -- 12/14/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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It was a dark and stormy night inside Autobots H.Q. Bumbleed and
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Hotrod were busy playing jacks in the mess hall, and lonely Optimus Prime
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looked out of the view portals and surveyed the charred earth around him.
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The humans had finally done it; they had employed nuclear weapons. He
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wondered if Megatron had anything to do with it, if he had urged India
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and Pakistan into their horrible war which ended up taking every single
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human life on the planet, except for Spike, and his dad Ratchet.
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Prime knew what the loss of your entire species could do. It had
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been the same when Cybertron blew up; and so he decided to go comfort the
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two men, and see if he could offer them any encouragement.
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As he walked closer to the two men's room, his audio sensors began
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picking up something that sounded like human pain. He quicken his pace
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and threw open the door. His eyes saw a sight he did not know.
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"What are you doing?" asked Prime.
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"We're having sex, you big hunk of tin!" screamed Spike in a fury
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of sexual disporia as his father jack hammered away at his son's tight
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little asshole.
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"I'll have to consult the autobot matrix," began Prime, " but I
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did not realize that humans had sex with their parents."
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"Well, it seems," grunted Ratchet, "that all our fellow humans are
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dead. Social convention and rules are gone, now, Prime, and we're both
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still men. We've got a lot of sexual energy, and we've got to fuck
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something, so why into each other?"
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"We love each other, Optimus. We love each other as only a son and
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father can." The look of lust and caring on Spike's face warmed Optimus
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to his autobot energy core.
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"I guess I'll leave you two to be," said Optimus.
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Later that Night, Optimus Prime was sitting in his favorite chair,
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wondering about what he had seen take place between Spike and Spike's
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father. Being a robotic construct, Optimus had no feelings on sex one way
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or the other, but he was very concerned by how it seemed to rule the
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lives of humans. Could not the atomic war be viewed as a gigantic sexual
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orgy taken to its ultimate tragic extreme?
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And why should the Autobots not be allowed sexual pleasure? He
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couldn't stop thinking about that look on Spike's face as his father's
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cock rammed in and out of his son's ass... It was the black snake moan.
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Perhaps it was time to get some sexual modifications on all of his crew.
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Perhaps with this new burgeoning Autobot sexuality, he could
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finally make peace with the Decepticons. Wouldn't it better to fuck
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Megatron than simply to fight him, time and time again? They could be
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made lovers with each jerking spurt of wd-40 cum. And what would it be
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like to personally outfit Arcee with a digital vagina and then fuck it
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and then shave it of its pubic wires? Ah god, if Optimus had a digital
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dick, it'd be rising like Unicron, towards the sky.
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But such a decision, Optimus knew, was unwise without first
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consulting the AUTOBOT MATRIX. How he loved venturing into that
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netherworld of the Autobot soul, it was like touching a piece of
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permanence.
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He opened up his chest and brought out the matrix and he let
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himself be sucked into it.
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THIS IS WHAT HE SAW:
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IMAGINE OPTIMUS PRIME'S SURPRISE WHEN HE SAW THAT THE FIRST AUTOBOT, BIG
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DADDY FAT SACKS, HAD AN ENORMOUS FUCKING DONKEY SCHLONG THAT COULD HAVE
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BEEN USED TO BORE THROUGH THE TONGUES OF BLASPHEMERES! WELL THAT SETTLED
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IT FOR OPTIMUS! hE WENT RIGHT OUT AND OUTFITTED HIMSELF WITH A DICK AND
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THEN SPURTED MOTOR OIL ALL OVER HOT ROD, THE LITTLE UPSTART, AND THEN ON
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HOT ROB'S BITCH, ARCEE, AND THEN HE FUCKING POPPED HER AUTOBOT MAIDEN
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HEAD WITH HIS ENORMOUS FUCKING DONKEY SCHLONG
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #958, BY AIDS - 12/14/99 ]
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[ This file is dedicated to Rhea, just for being her! ]
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