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ggg "A Discussion with Swiss Pope" ggg
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$$$ by -> Big Daddy Bill $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #943 -- 12/08/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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*** You were kicked from #ezines by swisspope (Behave)
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*** #ezines can't join channel (you're banned!)
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-> *swisspope* That wasn't very nice
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*swisspope* you were flooding
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-> *swisspope* I wasn't flooding. I was just talking.
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-> *swisspope* Just like a normal human. There was at least 5 seconds
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between each sentence
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-> *swisspope* You must be very proud of your power
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-> *TanAdept* G0ff, will you unban me? Phil is being an asshole
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-> *swisspope* c'mon motherfucker unban me
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*** #ezines can't join channel (you're banned!)
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*** swisspope is ~foo@titanic.theatrium.net (floof)
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*** on channels: #start.no
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*** on irc via server irc.concentric.net (Concentric Network Corporation)
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*** #ezines can't join channel (you're banned!)
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-> *swisspope* your such a bastard, unban my shit you pathetic little man
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-> *swisspope* I guess this is considered flooding too, huh? You dried up
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little cow testicle you
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-> *swisspope* hey, you weren't even typing anything and you think I'm
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flooding, your such a bitch
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-> *swisspope* Really I have nothing better to do, realize this, I could
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go on for a while
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-> *swisspope* but I guess your prepared for that kind of thing
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-> *swisspope* being someone who spends most of his time judging people
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in an irc chat room
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-> *swisspope* you've got to be prepared to accept the wrath of innocent
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by standards who know nothing of computers but can easily
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be bullied by large corporate dicksnots like yourself
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-> *swisspope* it must be fun and relaxing to just sit there all day,
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huh?
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-> *swisspope* I bet your all fat and shit
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-> *swisspope* Maybe I should do this Nybar style and pretend I have
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rhythm and style and start rapping
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-> *swisspope* Jump up on this bitch with a mic in hand, no doubt in
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everyones eyes that I'm truly the man
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-> *swisspope* Or maybe I'll pretend to be an angsty teen who takes it
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upon themselves to judge another's t-file unfairly
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-> *swisspope* A whole lot of judging goin on!
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-> *swisspope* Sometimes I wonder if you heard a word I said, funny thing
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is in real life that I'd bust yo head
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-> *swisspope* word to the mothafuckin, uh, uncontested nigga of the
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year, swissdick!
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-> *swisspope* actually I think your all the same people, You, AIDS,
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Nybar... you all pretty much talk the same
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-> *swisspope* And you all treat people like shit and get away with it
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-> *swisspope* mostly because your behind a computer, and you know what
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your doing with it
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-> *swisspope* Now what I thought was really funny was when bos took over
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the channel as his own and none of you could touch him
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-> *swisspope* he actually asked me to help him take it back, and I said
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no, because I didn't want to look bad in you peoplez eyes
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-> *swisspope* We all have regrets that
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-> *swisspope* haunt us for the rest of our lives
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-> *swisspope* I'm pretty sure your mom has a big one.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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-> *swisspope* Really that wasn't even funny, so I don't blame you for
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not laughing
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-> *swisspope* This is all pretty immature really, not even my style to
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verbally assault someone as pathetic and worthless such as
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yourself, but I think its all pretty fun
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-> *swisspope* are you having fun swissnuts?
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-> *swisspope* I hope so, otherwise this is all in vein. or vain.
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-> *swisspope* You know what I did today? I slept till like 11 o clock. I
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must have been tired
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-> *swisspope* I'd go back to bed, but I'm not even the tiniest bit
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sleepy, but I am in the mood to type
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-> *swisspope* but you know that, because you banned me for typing.
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-> *swisspope* but now I can type to you! all night! yay!
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-> *swisspope* how do you feel about that, swisscheese?
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-> *swisspope* wow, your being awfully quiet
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-> *swisspope* I know a lot of assholes, and most of them are loud, but
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you must be an exception
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-> *swisspope* take AIDS for example! Now that fuck is LOUD! I bet when
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he gets drunk he must set the roof on fire up in that
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bitch
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-> *swisspope* but your quiet. I guess your the type who sits in the back
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of the club and wishes he wasn't so pale and scrawny
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-> *swisspope* No wait, your fat, I remember
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-> *swisspope* hahahaha
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-> *swisspope* hahaha
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-> *swisspope* tee hee
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-> *swisspope* ok, I'm done laughing, now lets get serious.
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-> *swisspope* What happened here today? I was typing out my feelings and
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emotions in the ezines channel, while nobody was saying
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anything, and suddenly there was a net split and when
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everyone comes back, *I* get banned
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-> *swisspope* c'mon cheesenuts, does that seem fair to you?
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-> *swisspope* but what would you know about fair, really, there is no
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justice over this mesh of wires and chips
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-> *swisspope* So you can continue to be an asshole all you want and I'll
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continue to sit and whine about how much of an asshole you
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are and nothing will ever get done
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-> *swisspope* but we'll have fun doin it!
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-> *swisspope* Do you like Chemical Brothers, swissnuts? Can I call you
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swissnuts?
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-> *swisspope* I'm downloading some of their mp3z right now as I rant to
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you
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-> *swisspope* so if I don't insult you for a few minutes, its because
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I'm busy
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-> *swisspope* hope you don't mind
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-> *swisspope* You know what? I'm going to refer you to one of my t-filez
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and then leave you in peace swissnuts.
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-> *swisspope* it's called "A testament of attitude". You should read it.
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Let it become your bible, my son. Live by it.
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-> *swisspope* For now, swissnuts, I shall depart. I truly hope we can
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speak again someday. Well, not really. What I really hope
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is that you die in a tragic freak toaster accident, but we
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all don't get what we want now do we!??
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-> *swisspope* live short in disaster
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #943, BY BIG DADDY BILL - 12/08/99 ]
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