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ggg "The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I" ggg
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$$$ by -> Nybar $$$
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$$$ (* HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #908 -- 11/29/99 *) .,$$$
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This is a compilation of things Nybar has supposedly written which
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appear on the Internet. It is in response to Mogel's contention that
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Nybar is a "genius". These writings not only proves that Nybar is not a
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genius, it proves he is a retard. Here they are:
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---> (see http://fps.enterthegame.com/pgl_s4/default.htm)
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Immy vs k9-gloucester
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Immy seemed fidgety before this match, fiddling with his mouse,
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drivers, asking that blinking lights be turned off, etc. When he heard
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the map (q2dm3), he lol'd, as this is one of his fav. maps (I lol'd too,
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it's funny as hell to watch this in real-time.) Gloucester, though,
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quickly showed him it was no laughing matter... he got off to an early
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lead of 5-0 (as I remember). Once he was ahead, he just kind of stayed
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away from immortal without controlling the areas... non-aggressively
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avoiding him. I was sure this was a mistake against immy, since it gives
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HIM the height and armor advantage. Then, glouc got control back, and
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started actively p1mping and controlling the areas. This role-reversal
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seemed to take immy by suprise, and he already didn't seem to be playing
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at his best (falling into the lava, etc.) After the game was over, he
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"declined comment" to the commentator... he was not a happy camper at
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this point.
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Vorador vs Jmaster
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At first, Vorador simply owns the map. In the very last part, when
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it's too late, Jmaster comes back. He manages to save a portion of his
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ego, but it was too little, too late.
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Kuin vs Sybek
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Sybek and Kuin are good friends, and they were laughing about this
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afterward (which is a good thing... grudge matches from q2 <of all
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things> are stupid ;) )... but while the match was on, this was total
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war. Kuin straight up owns sybek with his dominating rockets and
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practiced nerves (I think he's the most experienced with tournaments of
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The 12.) Kuin has a lock-up at one point, when he's ahead something like
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18 to -1. When they come back, he allows Sybek to get the RL while he
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gets the MH. He comes out winning 19 to 0. (it's amazing an a|d<Llama>
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like Kuin is doing so well, no?)
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Bad-Habit versus Sabatoj
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This was one of the better matches of the day. Bad-Habit jumps to
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a very early lead, 5-0 I think, but Sabatoj regains his compusure and
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makes a comeback. Bad-Habit re-applies the smackdown, and at this point I
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think Sabatoj kind of cracked under the pressure, because his game broke
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down.
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Immy vs Jmaster
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Haha, immy was MERCILESSLY taunting JM. I was cracking up, because
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I was looking over makaveli's shoulder to watch this match on his p1mping
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webcast computer, and immy kept saying "Wow JMaster, you beat Makaveli?
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You're my HERO". Immy also does stuff like give Jmaster a rail gun, tell
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Jmaster where he is, etc. Immortal seems to be getting scrappy after his
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first-round defeat.
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Sybek versus Sabatoj
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*THIS IS A GREAT MATCH. GET IT RIGHT NOW.* This was a phenomenally
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close match, which sabatoj tied up in the last 10 seconds before it was
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over. In the overtime, it see-sawed back and forth... I almost peed
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myself. Sybek finally took the match, leaving sabatoj not looking too
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happy.
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Kuin vs BH
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(Q2DM1) Kuin plays a very aggressive game in the first part. He
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does things like charge the main elevator and rushing at BH. He got a
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huge 10-0 lead at about 10 minutes, and then avoided conflict while
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staying in control. He played a very solid defensive game at this point.
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It was a good match. Kuin told me afterward that he had played BH before,
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and knew that playing aggressively would throw him off his game, since he
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was used to a soft, fuzzy Kuin.
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Vorador vs K9-g
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This was happening at the same time as Kuin vs BH, so I didn't see
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anything but the tail end of this. From the score updates, it was tied
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most of the time. In the last couple seconds, gloucester was winning 4-3,
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when he went up the elevator. In a last minute ploy, Vorador dropped down
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on the main elevator with hyperblaster and k9-g was going up. K9-g got
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taken out, amazingly. Then, he got spawn-raped. It looked like a pretty
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amazing match... glouc said after that he wasn't hitting the landing
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shots (when a player jumps down and you hit them on the landing). This
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demo isn't up for downloading yet, but it looked like a good match.
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---> (see http://fps.enterthegame.com/demos.htm)
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Hi, this is Nybar, from clan a|d (ETG #afterdeath) speaking. I'd
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just like to point something out, which is... HPBs are largely ignored in
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the competetive realm. Now, this happens for obvious reasons, (HPB matchs
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seem less impressive, even though they arguably take more skill). But it
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still seems a shame to ignore the majority of the quaking public. So, I
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provide these two demos. They are of a recent (april 25'th) OGL match
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between AfterDeath and Regulatorz. An extra added hurdle to this match
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going of smoothly was the fact that Regulatorz is west coast (and
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considered by many to be the best WC HPB clan) and a|d is east coast
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(we're pretty unknown, but almost assuredly one of the top 3 HPB clans).
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The first match was on a West Coast server, the second on an East Coast
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one. a|d wins both, but Regulatorz puts up a very good fight, especially
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on the east coast server. Good games all around. Enjoy. [Footnote: These
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matches are 3on3 because of technical issues.]
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Afterdeath vs. Regulatorz - Two demo HPB pack from an OGL match
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played on April 25th 1999. 3 on 3 teams.
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---> (see http://wwwfights.com/History/daf_don.html)
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Donald, being the playa' that he is, will probably draw a glock
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and say, "Yow, wam gwonna bwust a cwap in yow ass!" Then, fire all his
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bullet's (not at daffy's ass, at the head and chest.) After that, he will
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jump into his car and run over daffy 52 times for the "Self Defence"
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plea. After that, Daffy simply stands up, adjusts his beak, and proceeds
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to use it to tear donald a new asshole. Even if he doesn't, he can just
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call Bug's, then it is all over anyway. Either way, daffy the victor. (By
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the way, Donald can't call on Disney for reinforcements because he is
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such a playa' he forgot his roots. Shame, all the origina' gangstas
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nevah.. but, you can see all of that in the movie Original Gangstas.)
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- Nybar
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---> (see http://wwwfights.com/History/daf_don.html)
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Ducks just aren't able to do that much damage (I did research at
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the park, taunting them with the old "Stupid duck, no cracker for you"
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line. If they pecked me, it was just too damn funny to hurt.) So, seeing
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as how they are both doing almost no damage, it will drag on for a while.
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But since Daffy is a WB character and can take double barreled shotgun
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blasts to the face and long falls, he will inevitably be the victor.
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Score:
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Daffy 1
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Donald 0
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Naturists -1
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- Nybar
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---> (see http://wwwfights.com/History/mibsmork.html)
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"LADIEESSSSS, ANNDDD, GENTLEMANNN, MiB's HORROR BAZAAR IS PROUD TO
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PRESENT: NOT-QUITE-HUMANNN, ODDITITIES! That's right ladies and gentleman!
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That's right ladies and gentleman! You'll see the scrawny alien
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with a crappy atari game!
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You'll see partisian lookalikes from beyond the moon!
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You'll see.. a completely normal person in a stupid suit that
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talks funny. Only 10 cents to see this non amazing thing! This INCREDIBLE
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reduction is due to his powers being a farce, and 10 cents the amount of
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gas money it took to catch him. Damn, went off on a riff, knew I should
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have had J do this, no, stop leaving folks! This really is the definitive
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inter-galactic bazaar! Ah--damn we're broke."
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- Nybar
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---> (see http://www.classicgaming.com/mailbag/mail063.shtml)
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From: Nybar
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Subject: Your Latest Question ...
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One game I *really* wish there was a sequel to is "Sword of
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Vermillion" I remember busting it out, and spending 2 hours going
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through the caves. I remember rooting around a cave looking for truffles,
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all for the ring of water. And when I finally defeated whatshisname (long
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time ago)-- whoop. They even had the rock-ass music test at the end. One
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series I wish was stopped long ago was Kings Quest-- so some of 'em were
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good, but come now.
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---> (see http://ftp.classicgaming.com/mailbag/mail064.shtml)
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From: Nybar
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Subject: Game so godawful you play it anyway-
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The prize for the ultimate game so crappy it's funny has to go to
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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Sega Genesis. This game is frikking
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hillarious-- me and my friends will sit around while high to this day,
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and when the little girl says "Michael!" we all shout "Monkey!" Hehehe,
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and they take themselves soooooo seriously in the last part, where you're
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chasing Mr. Big through space. Oh, and the Robot is so frikking cheezy,
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hehehehe...
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This is not a complete list, by any means. Believe it or not, the
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incredibly geeky things have been edited out. Is that scary, or what?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #908 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 11/29/99 ]
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