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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #891
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* 0 0 ~ 0 *
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "Post-Erotic Madness
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( 0*~*~*0 ( ) 0*~*~ oF ) Exemplified, Part 3"
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~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ by Nybar
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* 0 0 * * 0 * 11-7-99
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(*) (*) ~ (*)~*~(*)
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<Nybar> on Ragnarok, THE-BOT will come back
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<Nybar> with his two brothers: bosplaya the fenris wolf, and BDBil
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<Nybar> and Gregoryt will devour Mogel whole
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<Nybar> only to be avenged by Jubjub, his son
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<Nybar> but the forces of the haunted lamers will defeat the stout defenders
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of the #ezines bridge
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<Nybar> and destroy the 2 worlds
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<Nybar> the hogs over ethiopia will then fall
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<Nybar> this is my prophecy.
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<Nybar> yum
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<JUDAS> Nybar
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<Nybar> eh?
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<JUDAS> I got ICE CREAM FOR CROW
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<Nybar> good, how do you like it, dawg?
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<JUDAS> because you wouldn't shut up about how dope is it
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<JUDAS> It's DOOOOOOOPE
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<Nybar> haha, I told you
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<JUDAS> But I think, as of yet, I still like uh
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<JUDAS> another album better
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<JUDAS> but i can't remember the name
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<JUDAS> hahh
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<Nybar> Doc at the Radar Station?
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<JUDAS> No.
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<Nybar> Shiny Beast?
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<JUDAS> oh
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<JUDAS> Lick my decals off, baby
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<JUDAS> Unfortunately, I can't HEAR IT
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<JUDAS> because my MP3s are fried
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<JUDAS> because my SOUND CARD is baked
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<JUDAS> because windows stopped support SOUND
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<Nybar> hahahaha
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<JUDAS> The thing I find most disappointing about ICE CREAM FOR CROW
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<Nybar> my only problem with Ice Cream for Crow is that it's too short
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<JUDAS> is how little singing the Captain does
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<JUDAS> and how much Billy Holiday "singtalking" he does
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<JUDAS> At the end of her Career,
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<JUDAS> Billy Holiday really stopped singing
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<JUDAS> and just started talking in this very musical way
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<JUDAS> which the CAPTAIN does on some of these songs
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<JUDAS> however, it's a minor complaint
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<JUDAS> hahaha, actually, I've really really been getting inot that reissue
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of SAFE AS MILK
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*** Nybar changes topic to 'You have now entered the 9th chamber...'
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<Nybar> really? maybe I should get it...
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<Nybar> I only have the weird trippy version
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<JUDAS> It's got a ton of weird extra tracks on it
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<JUDAS> mainly instrumentals
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<JUDAS> but they're DOOOOOOPE
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<Nybar> the instrumentals on Ice Cream for Crow are _sick_
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<JUDAS> and the non-instrumental tracks are really fucking weird
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<JUDAS> Yeah, they're some of the best I've heard
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<JUDAS> Ice Cream for Crow ones, that is
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<Nybar> they ah made me want to learn to play the slide guitar back in the
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day
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<JUDAS> You're right, it's far too short
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<Nybar> if Ice Cream for Crow had like, 5 more songs that matched the
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quality of the rest of the album
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<Nybar> it'd be the motherfucking, uh, uncontested hall of fame album
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<JUDAS> hahaha doud, I am really hurting for unconditionally guaranteed
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<JUDAS> I've been feeling those love songs lately
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<Nybar> heehee, unconditionally guaranteed _is_ suprisingly good
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<Nybar> have you heard Strictly Personal?
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<JUDAS> I think so.
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<JUDAS> But not recently enough to remember it
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<Nybar> hmm...I remember at one point I listened to the first instrumental
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on Ice Cream for Crow so much that I was having weird thoughts like
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"yes...Truly, this is the only way it could end, not on that false
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sad note!"
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<JUDAS> hahahahaha
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<JUDAS> You're nuts
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<JUDAS> That's really an insane thought
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<Nybar> Strictly Personal is some early jazz/blues sheot
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<JUDAS> the guy who runs beefheart.com seems to think Lick My Decals Off,
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Baby is going to be re-released soon
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<Nybar> "WOO, I AIN'T GOT THE BLUES NO MOH" <harmonica solo>
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<JUDAS> hahahahah
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<JUDAS> How many times can he say "Poop"?
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<Nybar> heh, as many as he wants
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<Nybar> he's da captain
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<JUDAS> lick my decals off, Tori Amos, and these Beck radio shows
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<JUDAS> were all I listened to at my last job
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<JUDAS> damn, I love those beck radio shows
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<JUDAS> they've got some of the best material I've ever heard
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<JUDAS> and it's all totally unreleased
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<JUDAS> and will never be released
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<Nybar> heehee, I wish I could go back in time with Ashtray Heart
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<Nybar> and go to a Captain Beefheart show
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<JUDAS> Yeah hahaha
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<JUDAS> That guy's time machine is probably in the shape of a gigantic trout
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mask
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<JUDAS> I just imagine that Ashtray Heart has placed a poster of Don Van
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Vliet over his bed,
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<JUDAS> so he can pretend he's looking in the mirror when he has sex
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<Nybar> ahahahahahaha
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #891 ~ WRITTEN BY: NYBAR ~ 11/7/99 )
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