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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #882
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED."
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( 0*~*~*0 ( ) 0*~*~ oF )
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~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ By: Laja Agna
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* 0 0 * * 0 * 10-23-99
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(*) (*) ~ (*)~*~(*)
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Well, I thought that my soul had been freed and that God was smiling
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upon me in my mature college-girl state. But, alas, I was wrong. I was
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innocently using AOL Instant Messenger (the emacs version, of course), when
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suddenly! I was accosted by invitations to a so-called "BUDDY" chat. I
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figured that, perhaps, my BUDDIES would be there, so I accepted.
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What ensued after I accepted this invitation was horrifying!
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Suddenly, I was no longer in the safety of my Worcester apartment.. I was
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transported back to Toll Gate High School, Warwick, RI circa 1997! I could
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almost hear the high pitched GIRLZ squealing the words which appeared on my
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screen..
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"hi girls how are you how is school??"
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"i am good are you going home this weekdn??? who is laja ajna??"
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"i dont know! who are you tell us tell us!!"
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When I came to the realization that I was suddenly surrounded by
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once-popular two dimensional beings, i fled for the nearest exit, only to be
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greeted by the following "flame" from someone who wouldnt give me the time
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of day in high school (THAT'S YOU, DOUG BLOOM). Apparently, I should just
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be happy that he even said hello to me.
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[-----]
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[Conversation with QuinBrave on Fri Oct 8 13:38:12 1999]
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QuinBrave: hey whats your deal who stuck the pole up your ass why do
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you have to be such a bitch. you cant just be glad you actually
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had someone who wanted to say hi, i guess not go back to doing
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whatever the fuck it is that you do and whatever the fuck it was
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you did in high school i guess, god what a winner you turned out
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to be!!!
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Laja Ajna: AHAHA
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Laja Ajna: OH MY GAWD
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Laja Ajna: you dont even KNOW how hilarious this is
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Laja Ajna: I AM SAVING THIS FOREVER
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Laja Ajna: I will put it in a HEART and hang it on my wall
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QuinBrave: you do that
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Laja Ajna: next to the SHRINE i built to TOLL GATE
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QuinBrave: sounds like a party
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Laja Ajna: AW YEAH, D0UD.
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QuinBrave: sounds like someone didnt get the best of their high school years
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and is taking it out on everyone else
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QuinBrave: shouldve gone to bay view [** see below] i guess
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Laja Ajna: Right, and now I am regreting EVERY MOMENT in my DEPRIVED LIFE
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QuinBrave: or something like that i guess, what the hell are you talking
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about
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Laja Ajna: I will never live up to my true potential because i didnt turn
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out like you!
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Laja Ajna: I dont even know who you are!
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QuinBrave: right right, because i said that
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QuinBrave: yes you do
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Laja Ajna: Vague images of days blocked out count not as knowledge.
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Laja Ajna: Hopefully my therapy can help me recover from this conversation.
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** Bay View Academy is an all-girls catholic school in Rhode Island.
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I didnt get his joke.
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #882 ~ WRITTEN BY: LAJA AJNA ~ 10/23/99 )
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