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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #873
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Calling Out Names!"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Nybar
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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(So, Who wants to BATTLE?)
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I've heard alot of gossip lately. That POU-crew has fallen off, and
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that that Nybar cat hasn't had a hit since motherfuckers seen Aunt Mabel.
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Well, I call bullshit on that. I'm talking to you, phairgirl. Trilobyte.
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Mogel. Swisspope. I'm calling you motherfuckers out. Calling out names.
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Caitlin. Tasha. I'm calling out your names, you hear? I'll battle any of
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you motherfuckers. I'll get a radio station and you get a radio station,
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we'll appear on our station every week, and the battle will be won by which
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gets more listeners. This is fine by me. POU-Crew will destroy you in this
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kind of battle, but at least your career won't be ended. One thing you wack
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fro-asses need to keep in mind is: don't battle me in the parks. Just like
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Craig G. vs Supernatural, if you battle me in a club, I will end your
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career. You hear that, Mogel? I will end your career if you attempt to
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battle me live. Because I'm the most live, while you're on some UNDEAD
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SHIT. I'll be like "rise from your grave," just to smack you back down
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again. You think this isn't for real?
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The gossip I've heard (from a little bird) that really gets me mad is
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that AIDS is saying he could beat POU-crew in battle at the HOE lounge.
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Now, I have great respect for AIDS and his talents, but the fact is, he does
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not have the battling experience to challenge this, much less kill this. If
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he has the guts, like I said, I'll grant the challenge, but let me give you
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a little background on why there's no way him (or any 'zine writer like him)
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will accept my challenge:
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Ever since the release of POUPEY #10, all 'zine writers have been on
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notice: they are subject to having their career snuffed out at any time.
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You'd better pay the proper respects to the major leagues, or POU-crew will
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roll all over you. When I, Nybarius, see an up and coming 'zine writer, I
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instantly write a story that will bury them; end their career. I then store
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this in the back of my head, only to unleash it if this chump decides to
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challenge me. All of the POU-crew is similarly battle crazy. What you got
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on the hard-drive isn't what wins you a battle. It's what you've got
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between your ears.
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Do any of you remember "Avenger"? No? I don't blame you. He's just
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a page in the 'zine history book now, but back in the day, he amazed all the
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heads by flipping incredible writing styles straight off the dome and
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changing his flow to impersonate any other HOE writer. Now, the reason most
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people won't remember this cat is because he thought he was the most live.
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One day, in a stupid attempt to grab some glory and fame, he decided to take
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POU-crew on. A battle was set up between him and Froboy in the old DTO
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Lounge. Froboy eviscerated him; tore him into 12 pieces. After that, his
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career was over. No one cared about his styles. No one cared about his
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improvisational and impersonational ability. His career was ended because
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he tried to battle a POU-crew affiliate live. I think AIDS knows that
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Froboy and me used to habitually battle back in the slums of Newark, and
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he's not going to risk his career by actually taking me on. Instead, he'll
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make calculated pussy moves to further his career, and never actually test
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his skillz. If he thinks he's the hardest, his fans should demand he prove
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it. Go ahead and email him, asking that he challenges any POU-Crew member
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to battle. Remember back in the old days, when a ZW couldn't even get an
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album made without proving him or herself to be the absolute illest in
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battle? It's up to you, the people, to bring those days back. And all you
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other pussy Zine Writers, you're still on notice. The bridge is still over,
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and POU-Crew is in full effect.
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<Nybar> AIDS
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<Nybar> I'm calling your ass out
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<Nybar> in my new text file
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<Nybar> and accepting your text-file-battle challenge
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<jolly> blah
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<Nybar> jolly, you think you can kill this in battle?
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<jolly> thises are not too tough, you know.
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<Nybar> POUPEY #10 put all of you on notice: your career is subject to
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premature expiration at any point if you step to the POU-Crew.
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<jolly> what is a poucrew?
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<Nybar> POU-Crew is the the POUPEY Trinity, the POUPEY Disciples, and the
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POUPEY Fam
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<Nybar> the holy POUPEY Trinity consists of jubz, nybar and froboy
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<jolly> i am confused.
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<Nybar> the POUPEY Disciples is all the other writers for POUPEY
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<Nybar> and the POUPEY Fam are the people who are down with POUPEY
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<Nybar> and put out POU-Fam projects
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<jolly> :|
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<jolly> i am of not understnading.
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<Nybar> POU-Crew is also our label
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<Nybar> if you're down with POU-Crew, you're basically set for life.
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<jolly> hmm
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<Nybar> and if you step to POU-Crew, you're basically fucked over.
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<jolly> what on earth do you mean?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #873 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 10/16/99 ]
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