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48 lines
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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #872
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Dude, I swear. If, by my 23rd birthday, on August 13, 2001, I have
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not obtained an even slightly meaningful relationship with a woman, I am
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just going to blow my fucking brains out after having a killer birthday
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party. If any of you want to go, you are welcome. I am sick of this shit.
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If you do not have a real girlfriend by the time you graduate from college,
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I am sorry, but you never will.
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It is just that simple.
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And now, the funny part of the text file!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME PUNS?
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I HAVE ONE!
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What do you call it when you ignore the sound crows make?
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CAUTION!
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. . .?
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How about this:
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What happens when you pour a new road onto an old Indian burial
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ground?
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Retarded.
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I may have just crossed the line there.
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Shoot me.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #872 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 10/16/99 ]
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