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43 lines
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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #866
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 OF confabulation"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by AIDS
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Instance #1: Walking through my local area music store, I saw a CD of
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maximum ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL.
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Resolution: I actually saw a Korn CD.
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INSTANCE #2: I saw a piece of shit.
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Resolution: I actually saw Miasma.
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Instance #3: I saw a cat.
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Resolution: I actually saw a sweater.
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Instance #4: I saw a viable alternative to real life.
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Resolution: I actually saw an active IRC client.
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Instance #5: I saw a hot chick.
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Resolution: I actually saw a man.
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Instance #6: I saw God.
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Resolution: I actually saw a waffle on the ceiling.
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Instance #7: I saw a viable alternative to real life.
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Resolution: I actually saw a college.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #866 - WRITTEN BY: AIDS - 10/9/99 ]
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