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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #858
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The No Fuck Day:
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 An Exercise In Futility"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Teerts and Woodstok
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/28/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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here we stand, two underachieving college students for whom the word
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fuck is one of the most important words in their daily vocabulary. once
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upon a day corey and i were discussing people's addictions and other out-of-
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control vices when he suggested that we sure do say the word fuck an awful
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lot.
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"dood, we say fuck alot."
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"yes, we sure as fuck do"
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it was true, this word emerged from our mouths about once every five
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minutes. it flowed like water, this bothered us...a little. it was decided
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that we should try to stop saying this holiest of words, at least for a
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while. we knew this would not be an easy task, so we prepared beforehand.
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"ok, we are starting at 1."
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"1? ok."
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[12:54]
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"whoah, what the fuck."
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"fuck dood, did u see that fucking shit?"
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"i sure fucking did"
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[12:55]
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"ahh, five minutes!"
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"fuck! fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!"
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"yeah yeah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckee fuck!"
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this purging continued for the remaining five minutes. we said fuck
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about once for every time that we had said it in the past, ever.
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[1:00]
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*nervous glances, tv watching, trite conversation*
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[1:04]
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"hahaha that was fucking f..."
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"ahahahahahahaha...you dumb bastard!"
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"FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK@!#)@*)*@$"
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"AHAHAHAHAHAHA...you silly f*cough*"
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"Ahhhh my god...FUCK@#!# FUCK@$(*&@!#"
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"hehehehe shut up already..."
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"aww...ok, how about we start at 1:15?"
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"NO, you screwed up already...not my problem, shithead."
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[1:24]
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"...so i'm like 'what the fuck?!@?'"
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"ahahah you said it!"
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"ahh shit...guess it was my turn eh?"
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"i guess..."
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"ehh, shut up...at least i made it longer than you, bastard!"
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after this exercise, we both say fuck as much as any and every
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college student should. sure, we are just as broke as any other student
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here, but god damn it, we sure do say fuck a whole lot!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #858 - BY: TEERTS & WOODSTOK - 9/28/99 ]
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