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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #847
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "A Famous Saying"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/24/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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From the perspective of all the Weenies, or so others know them as
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the beloved worshippers of the musical talent that is Gene and Dean Ween,
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mastermined into a thing we can only stare in marvel at, that is the band
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Ween, the saying "What's a Ween?" is a shunned upon saying.
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This saying, in my mind, increased it's popularity when the great
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movie, from the SNL skit involving our SHe, "PAT", called "It's Pat",
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included the members of the band Ween in all their glory and this line was
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a major line on the part of "PAT".
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<Scene: A Street, Pat approcahing from corner>
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<Blue Van Approches>
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Ween: Hey you were on TV, right? Your PAT right?
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Pat: Yeah, who's asking?
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Ween: We're Ween.
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TAKE NOTICE
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Pat: Woowh, What's a Ween?!?!?!
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TAKE NOTICE
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Ween then expalins the band name and band. Pat also introduces us
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with another killer line... "Woowh, it is a bummer you got stuck with that
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name!!!"
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<End Scene>
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It may have been the movie, then again it may not have been the
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movie. Who knows the truth to this date, no one. But when a Weenie
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throws out the question to a new found friend or foe, the question being
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"Do you like Ween" or "Do you listen to Ween" or "Are you a fan of Ween?",
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the response is one, from all not familiar with the band. "What's a Ween?"
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The only question above, that is capable of obtaining that kind of
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responce is the first one, evem though the chance should be slim. Buy
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the use of the plural noun and singularity of the "ween", the one being
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asked the question should have enough sense, not to answer in that matter,
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but the saying of the phase "What's a ween?" continues.
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What us Weenies and all alike must keep in mind is the stupidity
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of these people. As we all know, Ween is one of the most insteresting,
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wierd and talented bands in the musical industry. We must let all take
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notice to this.
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When ever we hear this saying, to aknowledge there mishap, we must
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keep in our heads some of the more vulgar and angry ween songs and direct
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them to these sinners, the evil-Anti Weeners. These songs must include,
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but not only these, there are many more that can be attributed to this
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cause, but the primary ones being 'you fucked up' and 'piss up a rope'.
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Weither it was the movie, or just plain stupidity on these peoples
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parts? I don't know. Is it the fact that just the name 'Ween' throws
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these people off subject, thinking it is slang for a word that describes
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somthing interwoven with sexual intercourse, I don't know this either.
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But, Ween is somthing that cannot be handled lightly in this world. They
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are coming, and but the year 2000, Ween fans will be doubled over
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Deadheads and Phish fans, maybe even N'Sync fans, who knows. But, Let
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this be my warning to all of you Anti-Ween's, we are not to be taken
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lightly.
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Maybe there will be a part deu.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #847 - BY: GOLDEN BOOGNISH - 9/24/99 ]
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