40 lines
2.1 KiB
Plaintext
40 lines
2.1 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
|
ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #829
|
|
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
|
|
888 888 888 888 888 "Pornographic Midget Tossing -
|
|
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 PAP SMEAR 3:16"
|
|
888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
|
|
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/20/99
|
|
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
|
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
|
|
|
Disclaimer: You probably don't want to read this.
|
|
|
|
Last night I set off on my anxiously awaited trip to the great
|
|
Wizard. I knew once I found the Wizard I would have to go through a battery
|
|
of tests so that I could receive my bountiful prize.
|
|
|
|
After trekking the path end to end I realized the Wizard was located
|
|
only two blocks from my hut. I could have walked instead of taking my
|
|
trusty steed, oh well. I enter the front door of the Wizard's castle and I
|
|
am greeted by his little elf servant Mya. I filled out the necessary
|
|
disclaimers for my tests and was sent deep into the castle to meet with the
|
|
Wizard. He explained the tests I was about to go through and asked me many
|
|
questions. I then followed him back to the arena and he said in his great
|
|
and powerful voice, "Take off all your clothes and put on this gown, lay
|
|
down on the table and I will be back in a second."
|
|
|
|
First he did the breast exam, which tickled, but it wasn't so bad.
|
|
Then he tapped all over my abdomen, I guess to make sure I had ovaries or
|
|
something. AND THEN.. he took out the VAGINA-SCOPE, he said close your eyes
|
|
and relax. So I closed my eyes and all I could think of was Quarex holding
|
|
up a sign that said PAP SMEAR 3:16. I almost started laughing.
|
|
|
|
Then the tests were over and they weren't so bad. But the moral of
|
|
the story is, don't think about Quarex at the doctor, it can only lead to no
|
|
good.
|
|
|
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
|
[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #829 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 9/20/99 ]
|