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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #823
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Pfft. The 8000th Time I Was A Fool"
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My friend Ted goes to FDU. That's in Madison. I live in Freehold,
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so I don't see him much when he's at school. Now at this point in time, I
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was doing an installation for work at Allied Signal. That's literally right
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around the corner from FDU. Seeing that we were gonna be working there for
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several days, I figured I'd take advantage of Ted's location and bunk in his
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dorm so I didn't have to wake up real early and drive my ass an hour to
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work. It was good in theory.
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So the first day of work is nearing the end and I'm busting the chops
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of the guys I work with because I had this sweet lodging deal set up. I
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leave the Allied compound and head over to FDU. I breech all security and
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make it to his dorm room. I get into his dorm room and drop all my gear
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down and these two chicks that he knows come inside. The one girl I met
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before, the other I hadn't. Now I can't for the life of me remember their
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names but I think the girl I met before was Christine and the new girl was
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Kara. Christine wasn't much to look at, but Kara was lookin' cute. They
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said they were on their way out to go someplace and Kara made some sort of
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remark about how it was a good thing they didn't leave before they met me.
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To me it sounded like she dug me a little. But I dissmissed that. So we
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all shot some shit for like 10 minutes, and I was invited to hang out
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upstairs with those two chicks while Ted was in class. "Groooovey." I
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thought.
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They left and me and Ted made our way over to the computer labs to
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mess around a little bit before he went to his class. Me and Ted were bein'
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totally goofy and crackin' all kinds of jokes and playin' tricks. Which
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would lead to a bad situation later on that night. Anyway, Ted goes to
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class and I head back to his building to go chill with those girls. The way
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over was kind of fun cuz I got lost at first. :P
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So I get to the building and I ring their room up on the intercom.
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Kara picks up. I tell her who I am and that she needs to come down and let
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me in. She doesn't believe me. She thinks I'm in Ted's room and I called
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her up on the phone and was playing a trick on her. So I'm outside a few
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minutes trying to convince her I'm actually outside and some dude goes into
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the building and I follow him in. So I run up to their room and knock on
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the door. She answers and apologises for not believing me. Turns out she
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was asleep and I woke her up. Oh well. :P
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I enter the room. It's just her in the suite. I sit down on one
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couch and she sits down on the other clicks on the tv and starts watching
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some corny shows on tv. I was just gonna sit there and be quiet and maybe
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take a nap since it was around 9:30 pm and I was up at like 5:30am. But she
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felt obligated to talk to me. No big deal. She was cute, I can handle
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that. =) So I tried to be funny and said a million corny things. Now I am
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not one to deny that I'm not funny and 99% of what I say is just dumb, but
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she was laughing at the shit I was saying. She even laughed at things that
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I didn't intend to be funny. I figured she was into me. Kind of threw me a
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little bit. But hey, who was I to argue? :)
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I forgot to mention that me and Ted went to the food store real quick
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in my truck before he went to class. When we came back, I parked next to
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Kara's new Volkswagen. We were gonna play a joke and act like I hit her
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car, but not know it was hers. We were going to have this conversation in
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her presence that went something like Ted saying "I can't believe you hit
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that Volkswagen in the parking lot." And we were gonna go from there. It
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never happened though.
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So anyway, time passes and some of her suite mates show up. All
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chicks. So I'm thinkin' to myself, "Awww yeah!" But after they showed up
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they all ignored me and I felt like a fucking asshole sitting there. Ted
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showed up after class and asked if I wanted to watch wrestling. I'm not
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down for wrestling so I opted for chillin' with the chicks. So after being
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ignored for awhile, I left and went down to Ted's and tried to cop some Z's.
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But this was never to happen.
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A couple events that occurred that night led to about 10-15 steroid
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pumped jocks knocking on Ted's window at 1:30am looking for Ted so they
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could find me. Long story short, they wanted to beat my ass, but I talked
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my way out of it. It was all bullshit and I was being pegged for something
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I didn't need. Needless to say, I got no sleep and was shitting my pants
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nervous.
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The next morning I got up around 6:30am so I could be at work by 7.
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At this point I still think Kara is into me. So I figure if I don't do
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something then, nothing would ever happen. When I get down to my truck, I
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pull out a piece of paper from my pocket and write some corny note. I was
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going to write something like "Sorry about the scratch. Call me." But
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after the nights events, I felt it best not to joke like that. I forget
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what I wrote, but I put my number down on it and hoped she called me. She
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didn't.
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I think it was two weeks later when I was back up there again
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visiting Ted. I think it was for his birthday or something. Ted told me
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what went down when she found the note. She got all freaked out and ripped
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it up. I guess it was kind of creepy. But you'd think she could have asked
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Ted and figured out how I know what car was hers and shit. No big deal she
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didn't dig me, but the fact that she was creeped out and almost repulsed by
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me is what bothers me. Ted told me that she was laughing at all my jokes
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just to be nice. Man. I totally didn't think of that scenario. She didn't
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think I was funny at all. Ted explained to her that she shouldn't have done
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that. And that she should have just said "You aren't very funny." To me
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and all would have been cool. Which is true. I totally welcome that kind
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of criticism. If I'm being an ass, tell me. Cuz I don't want to be an ass.
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At that point I really didn't understand why she didn't dig me. I thought
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we were on par with each other.
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Later that night, there was some kind of 80's night thing going on.
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So me and Ted showed up there. His roomate was part of the group that was
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running it. We were hanging outside the room it was in and this beautiful
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girl comes in the entrance to the building and Ted is saying hi to her. I'm
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like damn. Ted knows this girl. Sweet deal. She shakes hands with Ted and
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turns to me to shake my hand. Then it hits me, it was Kara. No wonder she
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didn't dig me. She was way out of my league. When I first met her, she had
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a cold and was in like sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I was very enlightened
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that night. It was a moment of zen.
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And the routine of my life goes on unchanged....
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #823 - WRITTEN BY: XXX_DROO7 - 9/1/99 ]
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