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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #819
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Zebra II"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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ok. admit. the Zebra II was a good weapon for our days.
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even though it only shot plastic yellow pellets, you could sure
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harm a animal. like that movie 'gummo'. the zebra II could probably even
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kill a bird if the gun aim's even worked, or they supplied enough pellets.
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the Zebra II also could really piss a cat off. you could hit a
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cat in the ass and make that bitch run like the wind. though, that would
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be mean. heh. umm. the other day i picked up a zebra II from the local
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Newbury Comics, for $2.50. there is No feeling in the world except the
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feeling of shooting people in the nearest taco bell when they are not
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looking and having the pellets land in there drink or burritto. or,
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having your friend drive down the road and you shooting people with there
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windows down while they are driving. i wish they were cops. oh well.
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the Zebra II also had a spawn weapon, the automatic pellet rifle.
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heh. the Zebra II reminds me alot of the D7 Dsstovi in Golden Eye. heh
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waht ever the fuck the guns name was.
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if you don't have a Zebra II, pick one up, shoot a few people,
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have some fun while you can. don't let the gun get you down when it jams,
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it is part of life.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #819 - WRITTEN BY: BOOGNISH - 9/1/99 ]
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