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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #817
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Early cDc; I Hate My Life"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/1/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I am such a sad turtle. I am sad. Sad turtle!! I am sooo sad!!!
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I'm the saddest turtle ever born!!!
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I am fucking a rabbit now, everybody, isn't that wild? I am fucking
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the world now. FUCK THE WORLD! Where are the lyrics to Enter Sandman?
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I'm a tremendous fan of emotions laced with subtle references to gay sex.
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HYUK, HYUK! I FUCKED A BLIND GIRL IN THE EYE! I AM THE FLESH MAN!
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A dark, dark moment in time... filled with MURDER!! My right hand
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says GENERATION-X, my left hand says TWELVE YEAR OLD EATING DOG POOP, my
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RAGING COCK (I always refer to that) says "WHOSE MORALITY???/??1/1??".
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I am subversive, dark, and underground. Please tell me more about
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hip hop. Christmas RULES! I totally know what you're saying. I totally
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identity with the main character of your story. I am you, man. U-N-I-T-Y!
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("Who you callin' a bitch?"). BILLY, BILLY. I AM CALLING YOU FROM TEXAS.
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I READ THIS CRAZY TEXT FILE ABOUT KIDS KILLING THEMSELVES. IT'S TOTALLY
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FUCKED UP, MAN. READ IT!!
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Wish your vibe was still real... I find a great deal of humor in the
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number zero. What are we becoming? Maybe I should run for president!
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Sometimes I like to read about technical information, other times I like
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to read about the awful truth. I mean that as a compliment.
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And how awful it is. How are you doing, Reid Fleming, my dearest
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friend? I feel so incredibly close to you. Same with you, CARRIE CAROLYN.
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The blackness of your putang would swallow me whole. I mean that as a
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compliment. Please treat us to another precious 13 years of your glorious
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text files, you fat bastards. I mean that as a compliment.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #817 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 9/1/99 ]
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