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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #787
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 "My Philosophical Quest for
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888 888 888 888 888 True Happiness Continues"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/12/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I always thought crank calls and "the jerky boys" were incredibly
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boring and immature, until I made my own crank call just now.
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<CALLING DUNKIN DONUTS>
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Woman: Dunkin' Donuts, Hello?
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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman: Excuse me? Hello?
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Me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Woman: Dunkin' Donuts!
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Me: Oh. Hi.
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Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
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Me: No...
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Woman: Hello?
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Me: No......
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Woman: Hello?
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Me: Who are you? What's going on?
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Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman: <click>
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WASN'T THAT TOTALLY HILARIOUS??? Ahahaha if you liked that check
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out this next call!
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<CALLING BURGER KING>
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Guy: Burger King at 40th and Walnut Street, how can I help you?
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Me: Do youuuu...
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Guy: Excuse me?
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Me: Do youuuu.........
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Guy: Do I what?
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Me: Do you HAVE ANY BURGERS??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guy: Why, yes we do. This is Burger King.
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Me: Do youuu.....
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Guy: YES?
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Me: Do youuuuuuuuu.....
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Guy: YES? WHAT?
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Me: Do youuuuuuuuu... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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Guy: <click>
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #787 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 8/12/99 ]
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