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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #782
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "HuNNiE's HoT SpOt"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Laja Ajna
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/12/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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So, the other day I was wandering the open space of the ol' WWW,
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looking for some new exciting knowledge, or maybe entertainment. What I
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stumbled upon was so magnificent that my very words do not do it justice:
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HuNNiE's HoT SpOt.
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It has been said that there is nothing wonderful to be seen on the
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web; well, my dear readers, this is no longer true, for there exists
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HuNNiE418 and she has a web page! The awe-inspiring beauty of her words
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makes my heart flutter and my head light with wonderment. It has been said
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of Theodore Sturgeon that "his very words can squeeze your heart until your
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life aches".. Obviously Harlan Ellison did not know what he was talking
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about and must have been ignorant to the prose of HuNNiE418; poor soul.
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But, I feel enlightened by her wisdom as I reread the text of her
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page when I am sad, when I wake up in the morning, when I rejoice, and in
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times of despair. It fills me the inspiration I need to live my life.
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Hunnie is not only a role-model for me, but I rever her as a goddess. She
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has delivered unto me a holy 5 commandments. I recite them daily, and form
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my goals around them:
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5. i Am cUTe
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There is no cute one but the one cute HuNNiE.
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4. iM mE iF u SeE Me oN....i LoooovE tO ChAt :)*~
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Add HuNNiE418 to your AOL Buddy list.
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3. JusT cHill
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Ah, simple wisdom.
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2. Get HomE aRouNd 1 aM
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The life of HuNNiE must be the life of night owl.
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1. ....~*~*~FLIRT!!~*~*~......
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Someday, I hope to be a recognized by the goddess herself, for my
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good work as a missionary. I will know that heaven will have descended upon
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me, and on one of my many visits to the page, I see "Laja Ajna" listed as
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one of the legendary shoutouts.
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Don't take my word on all this, though, dear reader. See and
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experience the magic for yourself;
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http://hometown.aol.com/hunnie418/myhomepage/index.html
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #762 - WRITTEN BY: LAJA AJNA - 8/12/99 ]
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