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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #775
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "I'm One BADASS Hacker"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/2/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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[09:11] <`six`> I have to tell you guys the conversation I had with my mom
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this morning
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[09:11] <`six`> I borrowed some software from work, and made the mistake of
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telling my mother.
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[09:12] <`six`> So... my mom like stages this confrontation this morning
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Mom: 'I know what your up to'
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Six: 'what mom'
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Mom: 'YOURE A HACKER'
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Six: 'Uh If I was a hacker, or even capable of being one, I would not be
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a secretary'
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Mom: 'It's a cover admit it'
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Six 'Yes mom I am a mild manner secretary by day and a badass computer
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hacker by night. I spend all night on caffeine binges writing
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cracks for all the latest Microsoft releases and then burning them
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to CDs and selling them on the black market at a half the price
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while still making 100% profit'
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Mom: 'I KNEW IT'
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Six: 'Mom, shut up I'm going to work now'
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[09:14] <`six`> I get to work
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[09:14] <`six`> phone rings it's mom
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Mom: 'I want you to stop hacking'
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Six: 'I would mom but I've become involved in an Asian software Mafia and
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there's no way out except death'
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Mom: 'Oh my gosh, honey we can get you help'
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Six: 'No mom there is no helping me now, it's too late, you and dad can
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take my hacking money stash and move to Hawaii, save your selves
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<fake dramatic voice> there's.. nothing.. left.. for.. me..
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anymore..
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Mom: 'Gosh!'
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Six: 'OH NO MOM THEY MUST HAVE THE PHONE TAPPED THEYRE COMING FOR ME OH
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MY GOD THE ASIANS HELLPPPPPPPP'
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<I hang up>
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Mom calls back 5 minutes later, most likely after relaying our
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conversation to my dad.
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Mom: 'you little smart ass when you get home I want you to clean your
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room'
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<Mom hangs up>
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #775 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 8/2/99 ]
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