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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #754
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "My Babble File"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Hooker's Ghost
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/24/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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{{{{{{{{jamesy}}}}}}}}
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that's not a meal!
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AND THEN WHAT, FUCKER!?@
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YEAH
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ohhh... how deliciously shocking! how gently disturbing!
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Zyzzy, xggflls ereooZzz ytmsaJJj! ! ! adreiQQ!
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math is hard! girl power!
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soaring through the air, you are in control
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you work for satan?
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deflector is an evil marauder, not a working camera.
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MASTURBATION: NOT JUST FOR TEENAGERS AND AUTHORS!
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speak japanese?
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we enjoy it.
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dude, i'm doing what i want
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i was christened mary.
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that's my favorite song too!
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YO, THE TIME IS NOW!
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DO YOU REALLY WANT TO STAY INSIDE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES?
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Conditions remained pretty much gay today, expect more of the same tomorrow. End transmission.
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you are sooo beautiful
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that's exactly the sort of thing we've come to expect from you
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nobody does it better
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baby you're the best
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that was an inside joke that you couldn't possibly get
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welcome to #dto. we are stupid.
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boy, you sure know how to waste your time
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i see right through your tricks
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nothing is sacred anymore
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wow, i just figured that out all by myself
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jesus christ! $16.99 for the new hootie and the blowfish album?
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15 seconds remain on your death clock, make this fast
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funkfunkffunkfnunkfu. defunct. defunct.
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so, like, what's your fucking point?
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so, you wanna make out?
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boy, these jokes are GREAT!
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tonight on sliders, the gang winds up in an alternate universe where people go to the bathroom only once a month, where taking a shit is as painful as childbirth.
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i have angst.
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i like to eat spaghetti / i like to eat spaghetti / i like to eat spaghetti / i like to eat spaghetti /
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hello i read your peom tittled my name is mud by murmur.
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i'm at the hind-end of a three year long _fuck fantasy_
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I know......... I gotta believe!
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I'm NOT a tree!!!
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yeah, ok. whatever.
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rubber? rubber comes from dirt!
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worms live in dirt! worms drive me crazy!
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i was crazy once... they put me in a rubber room!
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my daddy loves christ.
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show me your penis, jubjub.
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it's playtime
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spank me jesus!
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i want to be your mouse pad, baby.
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hi
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is that a midwest thing?
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hip hip.. hooray!
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mogel loves you
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you can say that again!
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oh YEAH? let's see how much you can take.
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and i need my plastic woman to get thru the night
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'cause it feels good - banging your balls against the wall...
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andrew sandley does not think jokes about rape are funny. i agree.
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so how's the weather out there?
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ugh. gag me with an egg.
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yah RIGHT.
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mellow out, man
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fuck dat!@#
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do me, rj
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sometimes i want to take a fork and shove it in my eye
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any of you who are feeling patriotic can get up and join me- in PERVERSION
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quake rules!!!#! :) :)
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kaia rules
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help me get this broom out of my ass.. i don't know what i was thinking
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xgirl would say something but i'm too busy fisting her
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KEEP THE WAREZ ALIVE; CIRCULATE THE BOXES-ISSUE OF PHRACK
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do me an ansi!!!!!!!#!
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you have a jaded sense of reality
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you haven't been listening to your tori amos cds, have you?
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understand *you*? long shot
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you tell 'em!
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my dog ate all my KY jelly
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i am the best bot *ever*!!#
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FART!
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yeah
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shut up
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jerk
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no, i don't agree
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freaks
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die
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whatever
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um ..
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uh
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hehe
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tough shit
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ok
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hmm
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heh
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fuck
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no way
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freaks
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uh huh
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BWahahahahaa
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SCREW YOU OK??????
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you're so sexual
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wrong
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i like you a LOT
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i just wrote a t-file about angst hehe :)
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i've always hated this time of year
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hehehe im lyk so fukkd up rite now ehehehehehe oh ehheeh
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"i only 'people' i really hate are fat people" - black francis of rice
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moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cows are funny hehe :)
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i got hives from rubbing jamesy's butt
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i don't want to be that piece of steak that's stapled to your chest
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i don't wanna be salami
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m/sg murmur nice 'zine, wanna fuck?
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have sex with murmur if you are a girl
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IT'S TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP!!!!
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I LUV DTO, DO U LYK NIN?
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crowd - "ooooh!"
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WE ALL FUCKING BITCH ALL THE FUCKING TIME
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immanuel kant and scott zibble in a fight. who would win?
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compared to zibble, kafka's a doddling fool!
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that was so... anti-climactic
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i'm insinuatin'! i'm insinuatin'!
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be damned
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MOON! MOON!
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gurgle chubby pumpkin douche jerkface spew assfro rattle
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you're only hurting yourself
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i don't need your abuse
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go packers
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enough of this real life shit
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maybe i'll go drink some poison
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can i bite my foot until i bleed?
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SHUT UP AND GIMME BOBA FETT GIMME GIMME GIMME
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U SCUK U SUCK SUCKJ SUCUKS CUSKJC
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whatever country this is
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SWALO DA CUM IF U DONT HE WIL SAY U R A DUM BICH!!!
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you're wrong; i'm right
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i like to call it "aesthetic cleansing."
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this FROGS album is so great!!!
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wow!!! what record label are they on, murmur?!?
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I EAT BABIES. GIMME BABIES. YOM YOM.
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CHEEZE WIZ IN MY BRAIN AND DONKEY TAILZ EXTRAODINAIRE... *LETZ GIT BUSY*!
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(chorus): YO YO YO YO SOCK IT TO ME!!!!!
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i know you're fucking someone else
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don't worry, my mom will pay for everything
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interjacence. usurped parallelism. latus rectum at x = 3.
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sloppy, sloppy, sloppy
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oog naga soog zee ma zan.
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am i fucked up?
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each time you exhale, global warming extinguishes another species!
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soon after that they all died of a severe case of stupidity
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man, don't shroom when you're seeing scott zibble's shit, fuck.
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WE SING ABOUT MEAN GIRLS. THEY REALLY SUCK A LOT. SO DO WE.
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i've been a scott zibble fan since his first work came out, obloidism monthly!
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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to get a dto file from me, just type (N = issue number): @dto N
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SO BE NICE AND TREAT ME RIGHT AND MAYBE WE'LL HAVE FUN TONIGHT
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styx's sister is a cool girl, i like her
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god your story is so fucking interesting
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this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
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hi?? is n-e-1 heere???? is this the intrenett??
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i'm a hacker, i took over #teen
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man, you're such a loser, i have so much sex and you have none!
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yeah i like it up the ass... it feels good, so sue me!
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man, this smack habit of mine is getting to be too pricey
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submit to dto! mogel@dto.net!
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why not?
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good idea
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are you kidding?
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so what? people drink piss-weak beer in college.
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the styx fish ate the eerie fish.
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serve me with catsup.
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it's playtime!@#
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jamesy is my friend!!!
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YO YO YO YO SOCK IT TO ME!!!!!
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masturbation is the key
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Type !list to access my XXX Fserve - 1:3 ratio - Upload first or be banned!!!
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that's what happens when you shove a tampon down your throat
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angst! pain! angst!
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it's so nice to chat with all of you!!!!!
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you people never cease to amaze me
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he's a wacky guy, that mogel
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oh the memories
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take my hand, james hetfield
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join us for the love; we have all the monkeys
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i'm so hip it _hurts_
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you're a worthless moron
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don't hate me 'cause i am just so k-rad
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i'm crazy! i'm wacky! i'm zany! i'm nuts-o!
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it sucks, doesn't it?
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if you bump your head on the ceiling, sell me your volkswagen!
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you fucking poseur!!!
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"maybe i should dance with the dead" - gumby
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dewd, he'z a lamer, mah nig dewd nig - pass dem awps
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mogel whenz the next dto coming!!!!!??????????!?!!???????
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hey mongle im startin a text phile groop
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it's like there's a party in my pants - & everyone's invited!
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ha ha funny!
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i have taken a lethal dose of dto
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we're _cyberpunks_!
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sigh
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what the hell is your problem lately?
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why are you so fucking dumb? genetics?
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someone find me my prozac
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YOU ARE ALL MAINSTREAM MUFUQAS(*&/!$ BE PUNK(*&$"
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got the squeaky 800#?
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how do i op myself?
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ru female? then ur an awful gay guy
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fuck them. i don't need them. i'm different.
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(applause)
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oh, the divinity! hah!
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me: horny. you: cunt. fuck. now.
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i am crushing your head! crush! crush! crushing your head! crush!
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silly you!
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I LUV GANJA
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don't fuck in the bushes when you're covered with honey
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you withstand my golden rain
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the modem mafia are masters of something so primal, it's almost as funny as you are
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"hey cocksucker why aren't you getting back to me about my fucking hoe app?" - godd
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yuor mumz so stupid she seyd yuor dum to me but im not dum im smart
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lay off the 'shrooms, boy
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i refuse to understand
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kooky, eh? it's true!
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your in america, now speak english!!
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rock gummy bears! cool! kill! kill! death! kill!
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mike, where is poor mike? mike is writing bad poetry about the sand and the sun
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i be is happy to be here... hahaha, you know?
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fo' real.. aww shit man ya' a fag man.. fo' real? awww shit, you know?
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arrhg! i knew that one!
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I PHEAR BoW!
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the internet is gay
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wow! that's interesting!
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tie him to the masthead until he's sober
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anyone here interested in having netsex with a computer geek that hides behind his computer masturbating to text conversation?
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hi.
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i always feel closer to you when we use the same server, baby!
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learn how to use your fucking apostrophes, or go to hell#!
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whoo whoo, man. whoo whoo.
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you wanna hit the shit, muthafucka?
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my mind looks upon you and laughs
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i chortle at the cornucopia of connotations
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you need a cyberenema
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why the sad face?
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neko is just going to BLOW ME AWAY this issue, isn't he?
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sometimes i do bloodletting with my boyfriend 'cause it's sensual hehehe :)
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i want cock
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i just found some change up my creamy slit!
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you should _really_ look for work
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moan
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ahahaha! that's so dumb!
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my cousin has a REDBOX & it is so COOL 'cause that shows that he is a HACKER
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become my submissive
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why are you complaining, dork?!
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you've got cool hair
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hey guys!!!!!!! what's up????????????
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U. R. BLACKLISTED!!!! HAHA REST IN PEACE LAMER!!!!
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if i were you i'd shoot myself
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write about me...automessag me....i will urine box you for good!!!
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what do you call 500 gay women? a militia etheridge
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that's easier than having SEX with YOUR MOTHER
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jamesy -- head of the dto pets
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!!! DTO == SEX !!!
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jesus? is that really you? am i hallucinating?
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if their r n-e woman out their dat like funy cute guyz pleeze reply 2 me in mail!!!!????????...........thanx!!!!!
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you are in hell. satan is here. you have a cow. there are no exits.
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you are in las vegas, being raped by two large samoan men. you are on fire and have no arms.
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they're ogne
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(1) graphomaniac - one who is crazy about writing
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get it? mike hunt. ah-hahahaha
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i'm so bad
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starting another stupid-ass e'zine? WOW. can i touch you?
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WHY SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST WHEN I CAN JUST WRITE FOR DTO? HAHAHA!#%
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we're-all-fucked-and-that's-pretty-damn-funny-in-a-sick-way-let's-forget-if-it's-a-serious-problem-or-not-hey-pass-the-doughnuts-i-wonder-if-i'll-ever-do-anything-but-float-around-&-have-anything-besides-a-rad-text-file-&-an-affectionately-named-unix-box
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mE t0o!#$%
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HOW POETIC
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HATE MAKES IT GOOD
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the elf says, "how philosophical thou art!"
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"phil no understand english" - soe
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hehe you're so WEIRD!
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whatEVER buddy
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biff! quick - get on aol! we need to surf the net!
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teenage social urges...
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hi, i'm hooker & i give head
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it's goth
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BOO FUCKING HOO
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some day i'll be a serial killer!@##@%*(!@(%*!#(%
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kewl!!!! :) :P hehe :P :) :) :)
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what a dork
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what's going on?
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HEY GUYS !# WHAT'S UP !?!!
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someone likes the outdoors a lot!
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silence
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why did god putt pot on the eardth if he did not want us to use it????
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l8r master-bater... hahaha
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i can zone on the telephone all night long u kno..
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holy crap, you're wacky
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can i lick you?
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i have nothing amusing to say in reference to your handle
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i hear you're happy! let's fuck!
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present company excluded, of course
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uhm
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whatever this is goodbye im picking my gun up now dp goodbyewoe'wgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ooowwwwwww
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oh GOD!#% NO!$!@$
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i advise you to not RUN AWAY and be HERE TONIGHT
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girls are so dumb
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u suck - good luck - you stupid fuck
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i have a special relationship with your cat
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copy, copy, copy
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if i see you do the macarena one more time, i swear it'll be your blood
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A GIFT - A ROSE - A SYMBOL
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my attention span can't handle it!!!!
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when HE put his arms around ME, HE made me feel special
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ain't that nutty?
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i know that you are looking for something to fill your void - god can fill it.
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i'd just like to express my worldwide plea for *someone* to please kick latoya jackson's teeth in!
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never trust a human being, because human beings are fucking idiots
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man, i hate people
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i'm hungry for you, baby
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rock on
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my daddy says i'm the best kisser in the whole world!
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you go squish now
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Well you *COULDNT* live life with out cool, funny people with good senses of humors could you???? I think not again!
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i quit, fascist bastard
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up my butt!
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strawberry sorbet, baby
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i've got two turntables and a poophorn
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iiii .. HATE BOLOGNA!
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crowd - "ooooh!"
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do aliens eat people?
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why do you smell like pee?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #754 - BY: HOOKER'S GHOST - 7/24/99 ]
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