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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #748
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888 888 888 888 888 "Foreign Animals Talk Funny"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99
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Yeah.. In my Spanish book in 7th grade when we got to the animal
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chapter they also included the animal sounds. Now I did really bad in
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Spanish so I know almost none of the Spanish in this is correct but bear
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with me here. The cat said 'Maur'. The dog said 'Raur'. The chicken said
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'Qua'.. Qua? I have never ever heard a chicken say Qua what the hell is
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that. Apparently Spanish animals over use their U's. This is a serious
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problem and I think it is caused by the lack of animal education in
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Spanish-speaking countries. If the people of the Spanish-speaking nations
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would just get off their lazy asses and say listen there dog, its Arf, or
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Grrrrowl, not Raur! What are you some kind of pansy girlie dog? If a
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Rotweiler walked up to you and said Raur, would you run? No! You would
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giggle insanely and say 'Ha! Ha! that dog said Raur! What a wussie little
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dog!'
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I also recall that the animals in my sister's French book said funny
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things too. However, I cannot recall any of them and various French people
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have assured me that their pets do not talk funny.
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Apparently the over-use of the letter U among Spanish animals has
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gotten way out of control. That's why I am asking everyone to donate to
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'The Foundation for the Elimination of the Letter U from the Vocabulary of
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Spanish-Speaking Animals' FELUVSSA, for short. Along with a donation of
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20 dollars or more to FELUVSSA you will receive a T-shirt that reads 'Thanks
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to me one dog in a Spanish-Speaking nation barks like an American dog' with
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a picture of the Taco Bell Chihuahua on the front. Due to lack of funds we
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were forced to steal ad's from Taco Bell instead of getting our own. You
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will also get a certificate of authenticity for your T-shirt.
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What the hell is that ringing sound?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #748 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 7/22/99 ]
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