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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #746
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "What About Mine?"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Viledandy
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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[ A coffee bar. ]
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[ LORI and RENEE sit with coffee. Late twenties. ]
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[ They are fit and attractive. Both wear tank tops and short
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shorts. Their hair is pulled up casually. ]
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LORI
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. . . lazy-ass motherfucker was _drunk_ . . .
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RENEE
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Don't you _hate_ that?
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LORI
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Duh! Like who doesn't? I'm dumping his tired ass tomorrow. I just
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hate those guys who get drunk and then don't want to do it. Or they
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do it one time and then they fall asleep.
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RENEE
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That was what I liked so much about Danny . . .
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LORI
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Danny . . .?
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RENEE
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He was young and _clean_ and he didn't even drink or smoke.
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LORI
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Yeah?
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RENEE
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And, like, he wanted to do it every minute . . .
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LORI _laughs derisively._
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LORI
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My _ideal_ . . . just to like get to that point where you're getting
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enough so you're not constantly lying next to this flesh lump
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thinking, What about mine?
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RENEE
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Oh I know.
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_Pause_
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RENEE
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How is he, though?
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LORI
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Hmmn?
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RENEE
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Like, how is he? How is he when he _can_ get it up?
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LORI
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Oh, sometimes I think I'll come out my _ears_ . . .
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_Pause_
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RENEE _looks at her_. LORI _nods_.
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LORI
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But like the other nine times out of ten I'm laying there making out
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my shopping lists with two fingers doing all the work.
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RENEE
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Too bad.
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LORI
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Yeah.
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LORI _sips her coffee. She sighs._
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LORI
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Motherfucker.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #746 - WRITTEN BY: VILEDANDY - 7/22/99 ]
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