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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #731
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888 888 888 888 888 "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by HOE E'ZINE
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/16/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD: Ashtray Heart, from parts unknown. Mr.
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Heart was last spotted at the Internet Technology Interface Consortium in
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Belgium, where he was behaving in a bizarre and unpredictable manner after
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apparently having ingested an ergot-infested slice of date nut loaf. He is
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thought to have died in an extremely cosmic and heavy manner, possibly by
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dereferencing his own null pointer. No body has been found.
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Heart is survived by seven eyeballs, Norton Zenger, Lorem Ipsum,
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Jahweh W, Rubber Biscuit, and David Lynch. Heart left behind a notebook
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full of unreleased works, mostly in a bizarre cipher. They will be
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published as we can decipher them. We have already managed to translate the
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largest chunk of it, a "Space Ghost" fanfic entitled "Sic Tansit (Sic)
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Gloria Mundi". However, it will not be published here on the grounds that
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it fails to meet our exacting journalistic standards.
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Funeral donations should be sent to Focus on the Family in lieu of
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flowers.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #731-WRITTEN BY: HOE E'ZINE - 7/16/99 ]
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