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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #718
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Change Isn't Always Good"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Anilos
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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It has come to my attention that a change is in order, and not
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because I necessarily want it, more so, it's so I won't have to deal with
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the following anymore.
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[-----]
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[02:29] > I need to turn off this random chat crap in ICQ I'm sick of people
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saying "HI I LOOK FOR WOMAN, A/S/L" and "WHAT YOU LIKE? I want
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chat"
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- I really should just stop trying to be funny, the humor is lost to most
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people. Then again, I don't know if anyone could find any humor in that
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other than me, it's an ironic type of humor.
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[02:29] <AIDS> and I broke a glass
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[02:29] <hroses> are you a woman, anilos?
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[02:30] <AIDS> I thought anilos was some guy
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[02:30] > No, I'm a guy
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[02:30] > I don't know if I should feel insulted at that, that's about the
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third time I've been asked
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[02:30] <hroses> hahahah
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[02:30] > I think I feel mildly degraded, that's not good
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[02:31] <hroses> well, it's because you write like a girl, most likely
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[02:31] <ior> yeah you type like a girl
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[02:31] > How so?
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[02:32] <ior> i dunno
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[02:33] <ior> it just seemed like the right thing to say
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[02:33] <ior> more applicable than 'you throw like a girl' since i have no
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idea how you throw
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[02:33] <lifelike> they're right, you know
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[02:33] <lifelike> you DO type like a chick.
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- I'm still trying to figure out what is the defining factor in coming to
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the conclusion that someone on IRC is man/woman by the way they type.
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[02:33] <hroses> this is the best site in the world
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[02:33] <hroses> this guy is totally a stalker who made up this website
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[02:34] > I'm haven't been on irc too long, how can you differentiate
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between a girl typing and a guy typing? I'm curious, I'm not
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trying to be a prick
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[02:34] <hroses> Anilos, you're incredibly naive
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[02:34] > Your right
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- I am incredibly naive, and I have no problem admitting that, there is no
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need to point out the obvious, but in this case maybe it was necessary to
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remind me of my ignorance when it comes to IRC.
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[02:34] <lifelike> anil: it's just a vibe you give off. your vibe reads
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"put things in my sloppy slit." there's really no explaining it
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further than that.
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- There's something interesting, text giving off 'Vibes'. Sounds like a
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half assed way of trying to cover for a ridiculous assumption.
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[02:34] <hroses> hashahaha
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[02:34] <ior> ahahaha
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[02:34] > Hhahaha
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[02:35] > Now I just feel bad
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[02:35] <lifelike> i think your nick has something to do with it.
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[02:35] <lifelike> it just looks femme.
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- I was misled here, for a second I thought Lifelike was trying to make it
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sound like it made sense to say I type like a girl, by citing a rather
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good reason for that assumption. Then she/he said that "it just looks
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femme"
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[02:35] <hroses> ok
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[02:35] <hroses> your first lesson is that lifelike is always full of shit
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[02:36] > I'll have to change it sometime soon
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[02:36] <lifelike> i'm tellin' it like it is
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[02:36] <hroses> so if she's saying somethiong it's most likely the opposite
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[02:36] <lifelike> now
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[02:36] <lifelike> i looked up "anilos" on www.m-w.com
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[02:36] <lifelike> & i've found some masculine-sounding alternatives that
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are close
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[02:36] <lifelike> "enolic"
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[02:36] <ior> do tell
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[02:36] <lifelike> "emolous"
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[02:36] > I was born in the wrong era
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[02:37] <lifelike> "unhallow" is nice, but not as close.
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- I may just be insane but people don't call me by my IRC nickname when I'm
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not in front of the computer so truly, what is the relevance of having a
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appropriate or "cool" nickname?
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[02:37] > There's no mystery behind my name, it's pretty easy to guess where
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it's from. It wasn't given to me by a friend of mine or cooked up
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in elementary school
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[02:37] > It's merely from a book, a simple book by John Crowley
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[02:37] <lifelike> i think i figured out why it seems femme
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[02:38] > Do tell
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[02:38] <lifelike> anilos is solina backwards, & that's definitely femme.
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[02:38] <lifelike> so
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[02:38] <lifelike> try taking something tough-sounding & reversing it
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[02:38] <lifelike> like um
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[02:38] <lifelike> yughguot
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[02:38] <ior> 'toughguy'
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[02:38] <ior> ahahahahah
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[02:38] <lifelike> but preferably with less consonants
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- Once again I must question the relevance of a new nickname, I don't plan
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on meeting lifelike, and I don't get any phone calls or mail addressed to
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'Anilos' so unless I give off a strange "anilos vibe" in person the only
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reason for being called Anilos outside of a computer environment is for
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identification only.
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[02:38] <ior> lish *5*
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[02:38] <hroses> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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[02:38] <hroses> oh my god
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[02:38] > I'll think of something tomorrow, I'm too lazy to glean a new name
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from another book
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[02:38] <hroses> this is like my dream come true
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[02:38] <ior> @%#(*@$#)(*@$#*@%#MINDMELD@%#(*@%#)(*@$%$^#^@%&
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[02:39] <lifelike> er, ior
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[02:39] <lifelike> that's been happening to me *all day*
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[02:39] <lifelike> i'm apparently in everyone's head at once
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[02:39] <ior> that's just frightening
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[02:39] <lifelike> yeah
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[02:39] <lifelike> happened thrice today with a 35yo guy i know in nyc.
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figure THAT out.
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[02:40] <ior> and that's just wrong
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[02:41] <lifelike> so ok, how about suocuar or etrid or
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[02:41] <lifelike> um
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[02:41] <lifelike> how about AIDS
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[02:41] <lifelike> that's probably taken
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[02:41] <ior> probably
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[02:41] <lifelike> fuck it
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[02:41] <lifelike> maybe it'd just be easier if you become gay, anilos
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- I'm not annoyed or angered easily, but this pushed me just a tiny bit.
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For reasons, see below.
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[02:42] > No
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[02:42] <ior> too bad
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[02:42] <ior> you are missing out
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[02:43] > Although I'm sure there's a psychiatric drug that would steer me
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in that direction, I'm not interested
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[02:43] <lifelike> yeah, anilos, you're right. skip that messy faggot stuff
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& go right for mtf transie.
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[02:43] > I'm feeling berated here, why am I being derided again?
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[02:43] <lifelike> because you're an idiot?
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[02:43] > Ouch
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- So, I didn't do anything. I ask a simple question and get, a question.
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Doesn't it go question then answer? Did I offend lifelike previously?
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Maybe in some past life? This is all rhetoric though as any sort of answer
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is more than likely just drivel.
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[02:44] <lifelike> just hypothesizing
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- Sugar-coating the insult, by making it look like a hypothesis, which is an
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obvious joke, hypothesis' are educated guesses. This is not an educated
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guess, logical, maybe. But not educated.
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[02:44] > Reason enough for some
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[02:44] > But kind of ambigous, but hey, it takes different strokes to move
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the world
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[02:44] <lifelike> *** janus: is not on IRC (No such nick/channel)
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[02:44] <lifelike> that's a fine nick
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[02:44] <ior> yeah
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[02:44] <ior> be a twofaced asshole
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[02:44] <lifelike> it's a girl name, but you can pull that whole "minor
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greek god!!@" thing
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[02:45] <lifelike> or gatekeeper or whatever janus actually did
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- This is a personal message to lifelike: Whatever I did I'm sorry, although
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there may be no basis for anything you said here, maybe you were just in a
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"bad mood" and felt like being sarcastic and caustic, I apologize for
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flagrantly offending you, whenever I may have done it, past or present,
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hell, even future.
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[02:45] <ior> janus was a twofaced asshole
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[02:45] <lifelike> ior: *** Anilos is Janus@ppp-26.icehouse.net (Ryan)
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[02:45] <ior> oh
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[02:45] <ior> i hadn't noticed
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[02:45] <lifelike> so i don't think it's too much of a leap to suggest that
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as a nick
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[02:45] <ior> but it's true. that's what janus did in greek mythology
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[02:45] > Janus was the god of doorways, not doors as in the front door mind
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you
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[02:46] > And it's also the name of some corporation, that's where I stole it
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from
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[02:46] <lifelike> all i know is this cool atari800 game i played where
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janus was the gatekeeper & would SOMETIMES let you
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through & SOMETIMES not.
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[02:46] <lifelike> "the twelve tasks of hercules" i think it was called
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[02:46] > and a old rpg called Rifts, they had these guys called the Sunaj
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(Janus backwards, whoa)
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[02:46] <lifelike> anil: sellout!
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- I never claimed to have artistic integrity, but then again, as pointed out
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below, I never even sold out, technically speaking. If they can win court
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cases on technicalities, I should be able to weasel out of being called a
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sell-out through one.
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[02:46] <ior> the best atari game was pitfall
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[02:46] <ior> without contest
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[02:46] > And there's another place
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[02:46] <lifelike> DUDO
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[02:46] <lifelike> DUOD
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[02:46] <lifelike> i have problems with pitfall
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[02:46] > I did not get paid to take this name, I am not a sell out
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A name change is obviously in order, to satisfy alll of those
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wonderful people out there who believe a nickname is everything and plan on
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visiting me and calling me by that (Sarcasm? Yes.) So from now on I'll just
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be referred to as...
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Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylp-
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henylalanylaianylglutaminylieucyllysylglutamylarginylly-
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sylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylal-
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anylyalyithreonylieucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisole-
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ucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylasparty-
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lthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspa-
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rtylalanylleucyllutamylleucylglycylisoleucylpro6dpheny-
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lalanylserylaspartylprolylleuceialanylaspartylglycylpr-
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olythreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreo-
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nylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylv-
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alylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalany-
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lglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglu-
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taminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucy-
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lglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylle-
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ucylvalylphenylaianylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucyl-
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aspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminyl-
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cysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylva-
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lylieucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylgl-
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utamylserylaianylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminy-
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lalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidyla,sparaginylvalylala-
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nylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprol-
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ylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylieucyll-
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eucylarginylglutaminylisoleticylalanylseryltyrosylgly-
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cylarginylglcyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylceucyls-
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erylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyialanylglu-
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tamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleu-
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cylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyll-
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ysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolyl-
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prolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycyliso-
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leucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysyl-
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alanylaianylisoleucylaspartylaianylglycylalanylalan-
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ylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleuc-
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ylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhi-
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stidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamylly-
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sylmethionylleucylalanylalanylieucylisylvaphenylly-
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alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllsylalanylalanyl-
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threonylarginylserine.
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Tryptophan Synthetase A-Protein, for short.
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Actually, I kid, I'm not changing my nickname just to satisfy some
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moronic machination of someone, well, calling it a machination would be
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glorifying it needless to say though, I won't be changing it quite yet.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #718 - WRITTEN BY: ANILOS - 7/1/99 ]
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