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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #714
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "fuckingbugs.com"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Effy
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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Fuckingbugs.com...discover what the BUZZ is all about! Put away your
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Off! and get turned ON!
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(Note: This Hoe article is lovingly dedicated to M4D 3LF and Big
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Daddy Bill.)
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #714 - WRITTEN BY: EFFY - 7/1/99 ]
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