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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #713
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Onion Rings Get No Respect!
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 (or, Clyde Fights Food Crime!)
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Clyde
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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many fast food restaurants don't know how to serve food!
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let us examine one of my favorite side orders, the onion ring!
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as a finger-sized fried food, onion rings get lumped into the same
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group as french fries and hash browns! these three foods are often stored
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in the same spot in the walk-in freezer, fried in the same grease, left to
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age in the same heating bin, and served in the same cardboard containers!
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but that does not mean that there should be any french fries or hash
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browns in my onion rings!
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do you understand! i hope so!
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i stand in line! then i order, pay, get my food, and sit down! i
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do not want to play treasure-hunt when i eat my onion rings! when i reach
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down into the onion ring container, and grasp a food parcel, i expect it to
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be an onion ring!
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a recent report from the curly-fry camp also reports a similar
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problem! this needs to stop! foods are distinctive! each has its own
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character, flavour, texture, nutritious content, ingredients, and appeal!
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food segregation is not a crime! wrongful food integration is a crime!
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folks, please help me in protesting this wrongful action!
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have a great day!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #713 - WRITTEN BY: CLYDE - 7/1/99 ]
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