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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #712
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Dr. Seuss, What A Pevert!"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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My mother was big on reading when I was a kid. She read to me and
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mysister every night. Over the years we accumulated hundreds of childrens
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books. Now that we are in our twenty's the time has come to clean out our
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closets and shelves and get rid of those childhood toys. I was well aware
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of the graphic content of many old fairy tales prior to their revamping by
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Disney and the Brothers Grim, but never ever did I suspect dear old
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Dr. Seuss, until recently. As my sister packed up her bedroom to move on
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to her new apartment, my mother and I boxed up the contents of her
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bookshelf for storage in the basement. I picked up the book with the worn
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red cover and said out loud 'Look Green Eggs and Ham, I can't belive this
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is still in here!' My mother, sister and I shared a chuckle and I
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retreated to my room to relive some childhood memories. I thumbed through
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the first two or three little rhymes till I realized what the old doc was
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really trying to say! The Horror! It starts off so innocent as the
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sinister Sam I am tempts his friend with his green eggs and ham. Did Seuss
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really mean green eggs and ham or was it a symbol.. for something else..
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Observe..
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Do you like green eggs and ham?
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I do not like them Sam I Am.
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I do not like green eggs and ham.
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I would not like them here or there I would not like them
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anywhere.
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I do not like green eggs and ham.
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I do not like them Sam I Am.
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Innocent right? Just you wait..
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Would you could you in a car?
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Eat Them! Eat Them! Here they are!
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Would you could you on a train?
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Say in the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in
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the dark?
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Would you could you in the rain?
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Could you would you WITH A GOAT?
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How sick is that! A GOAT! What the hell kind of things was
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Dr. Seuss trying to convince small children of? Not to mention it gets
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even worse! Once Sam I am convinces his friend to try the green eggs and
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ham, and his friend likes it. So when people say that television has
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corrupted our youth and that it's sex and drug problems stem from that.
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You tell them they need look no further than our dear old pal Dr. Seuss
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and his drug pushin, goat sex wantin friend Sam I Am.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #712 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 7/1/99 ]
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