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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #710
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Death of IM2K"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by AIDS
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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[THE SCENE: WOODSTOCK, NEW YORK - BIG PINK - 1968 - BOB DYLAN
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RECOVERS FROM HIS MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT BY PLAYING NEW SONGS AND OLD FOLK
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MUSIC WITH RICK DANKO, GARTH HUDSON, AND OTHER MEMBERS OF "THE HAWKS", SOON
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TO BE KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS "THE BAND FROM BIG PINK", WHOSE ALBUM "MUSIC
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FROM BIG PINK", PROVED TO BE A HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL MOVEMENT AWAY FROM THE
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HIGH COST STUDIO ANTICS BEST TYPIFIED BY "THE BEATLES" WORLD FAMOUS ALBUM,
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COMMONLY KNOWN AS "SGT. PEPPER", THIS MUSICAL STYLE CAN ALSO BE SEEN IN
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DYLAN'S OWN "JOHN WESLEY HARDING" WHICH AT THE TIME OF RELEASE WAS
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CONSIDERED A RESPONSE TO "THE BEATLES" AND ALSO RECEIVED LUKEWARM REVIEWS,
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COMING AS IT DID, IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE SHOCKING CLASSIC ALBUM "BLONDE ON
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BLONDE", WHICH UNLIKE THE QUIET OLD TESTAMENT MEDITATION OF "JOHN WESLEY
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HARDING" CONTAINED A SOUND WHICH DYLAN WOULD LATER CALL "THIN WILD MERCURY"
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AND WAS RIFE WITH OUTRE LYRICS AND MUSICAL STYLES.]
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(Bob Dylan & The Band play "Odds and Ends", while Sarah Dylan floats
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by and spills juice all over them. The members of the Band look at her with
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aching lust, remembering her days as a Playboy model, and Bob Dylan can't
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help wondering if perhaps she slept with ol' Hugh Hefner, at the Playboy
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Mansion, where it is rumored that Dylan initially met Sarah. As with all
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such manly woolgathering, he can not help but also compare his treatment
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with the theoretical [and unknown] treatment of Heffy. Did ever juice
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splatter those famous smoking jackets? But Dylan then remembers the tragic
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loss of Playboy cartoonist and creator of the character "Plastic-man", Jack
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Cole, who Heff looked with great admiration, and who did end his own life,
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presumably due to marital troubles with his wife, but the coroner, out of
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good taste, never inquired, and the world would never know. So, remembering
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his days as Robert Allen Zimmerman, and all those sorrowful nights reading
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"The Torah", Bbo Dylan decides against this logic, and goes back to
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playing.)
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IM2K: OUCH. I AM DEAD.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #710 - WRITTEN BY: AIDS - 7/1/99 ]
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