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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #682
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Mr A Jim
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/14/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Well, it's too late. If you've ever considered saving the world,
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don't bother. I've divined this through the magic of AoL Instant Messenger
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and the apparently random chat invitations that it deals out. And no, it
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hasn't always been like this. Have you ever gotten a _depressing_ prank
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phone call?
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At least the average AoL user keeps up on current events.
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[-----]
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You have just entered room "fudge jeff Chat44."
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MandyA2: So wanna wear my underwear fudge ? Its clean , i
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washed it a week ago , its gotta be .
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fudge jeff: oh hi
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MandyA2: hey
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Mr A Jim: sup...
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Mr A Jim: why was i invited again?
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MandyA2: cause your bi
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Mr A Jim: um
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fudge jeff: [pastes in the contents of my profile, some lyrics
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by 12Rods. if you want it, look it up on AIM.]
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Mr A Jim: yeah, they're a good band
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MandyA2: yeah
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fudge jeff: i like um too
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Mr A Jim: but i'm not, actually
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MandyA2: ok
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MandyA2: thats cool
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fudge jeff: there one of my favorites
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Mr A Jim: yeah cool
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Mr A Jim: how'd you find me?
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MandyA2: i screw beavers
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fudge jeff: hey do you have kids
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Mr A Jim: strike 2
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MandyA2: um ok
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Mr A Jim: so
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fudge jeff: i had a kid but he got his peter stuck in the hose
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so we had to cut it off asnd he bled to deatgh
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MandyA2: I LOVE TO WACK OFF
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fudge jeff: do you wack beavers jim
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Mr A Jim: you do know that you're the reason society is in the
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proverbial toilet, right?
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MandyA2: I LIVE IN CHINA
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fudge jeff: i live in china with her we are lovbe machines
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fudge jeff: hired by bill clinton
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MandyA2: oh baby
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fudge jeff: oh baby baby
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MandyA2: oh baby baby baby
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fudge jeff: give it to me baby uh huh uh huh
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MandyA2: OK
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Mr A Jim: you might want to go find some dumb horny AoL teenagers
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to fuck with.
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fudge jeff: alrighty then
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MandyA2: ok
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fudge jeff: ok
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MandyA2: bye!
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fudge jeff: sounds good to me
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Mr A Jim: bye you krazy kids!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #682 - WRITTEN BY: MR A JIM - 6/14/99 ]
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