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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #654
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888
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888 888 888 888 888 "Ode to My High School Friends"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Effy
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/22/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I feel compelled to tell you all how full of hatred I am today. This
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hatred burns me like a pyromaniac's dream. This bitterness disgusts me as
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if I were devouring live roaches. I could point my finger at you. Yes,
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you. BOTH of you. You have the audacity to insult us, and lo and behold,
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you're too chicken shit to do it when either of us is around. Talk about
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gradeschool regression.
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One of you, the short, brunette slut...all you do is sit there in your
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own pathetic world, reminiscing about your drunken weekend with your greasy
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junk-yard sot of a boyfriend who bore your child but wants nothing to do
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with either of you anymore. You giggle and laugh about how you threw toilet
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paper at your co-workers (you talk about it for three days). You're just a
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sex-obsessed whore who complains when she doesn't get laid for a week. You
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want our sympathy because you got knocked up, but you were the one not using
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any fucking protection you fiendish slut. You're the only slut I know whose
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cunt is bigger than her bullshitting mouth. Go back to your poor excuse for
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an existence.
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The other of you, the corpulent, bitchy blonde. You're such a
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disgusting pile of shit. I hate your guts too much to want to rip them out.
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The only life you have is drinking beer and sucking dick to get more beer.
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I shudder to know how much dick you've sucked, you cocksmoker. You look
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down on everyone from atop your throne of rolling flesh. I hate looking at
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you because your nose is so far in the air I can see the lice crawling in
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your nose hairs. You think you're better than all of us. But you're lower
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than the fucking cum stains in the cracks of your mouth. Eat shit and die.
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Go back to sucking dick.
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I have a fantasy to end all this. How I want to steal my dad's
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shotgun and hold it against your shit-filled brain and make you beg for
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mercy. I wouldn't shoot you. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of
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death. I'd shove that gun so far up your ass you'd be shitting bullets for
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a month.
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And YOU couldn't get ass-fucked by your grease-stained pimp anymore.
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And YOU couldn't suck dick without biting the cock off every time you
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farted.
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Excuse me now, I have to go write my Salutatorian speech for
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graduation.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #654 - WRITTEN BY: EFFY - 5/22/99 ]
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