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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #643
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888 888 888 888 888 "Ten Reasons Why I am Single"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Juliet
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10) "I like being alone"
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i like being alone. it's not that i hate everyone, i mean having
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friends is fun. i just like my privacy. i like to go to the movies alone.
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i go to the library and read, by myself. i like to take walks on the
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beach.. with just myself. plus when i'm alone the eleet ratio is 1:1.
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9) "I am neurotic"
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i am a basket-case. i cant predict my moodswings, how the hell can
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a prospective mate. one day i'm miss perky princess, three hours later i
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am hysterically crying because of some stupid thing i saw on the news.
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8) "I don't date guys who try to pick me up"
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i can't respect a guy who tries to score my number at a
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bar/bookstore/my shrink's office. he obviously only is attracted to the
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physical, therefore he can go die. i would never try to pick up on someone
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like that, because .. umm.. well im insecure.
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7) "I don't answer my phone"
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i guess this goes in the "wanting to be alone catagory". i don't
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like answering the phone. whenever i do actually answer it, it is always
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someone i don't want to talk to. i screen my calls, call back about 1/4 of
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the people who actually leave a message. anyone who wants to talk to me
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that badly can leave me email.
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6) "My dog sleeps in my bed"
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my dog is my baby. he sleeps cuddled up next to me. he is 1/2 pit
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bull, 1/2 beagle. he is so-fucking-adorable it makes me go "awwwwww".
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most guys are not willing to share sleeping space with my babydog. they
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can sleep on the floor.
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5) "I live in a geriatric town"
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i live in ft. myers, florida. 85% of the population is retired.
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the few people who are in my dating range i either already know, or i don't
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want to know.
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4) "No one I date likes my friends"
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i am a tomboy in a dress. since i was about, oh i don't know.. an
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embryo i always hung out with mostly boys. even the boys i meet as
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"friends first" later on wind up feeling threatened by my friends with
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penises. they insist that they just want to fuck me. it gets annoying.
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3) "It is fun to whine about being single"
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being single is a fun thing to complain about. especially when i'm
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around my friends who are having lovelife problems. it is also something
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to write textfiles about.
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2) "I don't have to anyone to explain myself to anyone"
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i can go out and drink myself into a stupor. i can go fuck that
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cute boy across town. i can do all the drugs i want. i have no "life
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partner" to explain myself to. my life is mine.
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1) "Boyfriends take away from my IRC time"
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irc is fun. it is a great time waster, is more fun than tv, yet it
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is just as brain-numbing. when i have a boyfriend, they always wind up
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upset that i'm cuddling up to my keyboard.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #643 - WRITTEN BY: JULIET - 5/17/99 ]
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