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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #640
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by: Kreid
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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hey, what's up. this is kreid here. you know, you'd never know it,
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you know, but this t-file that you're reading right now is actually my
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315,601st t-file. personally, i can't believe it, hell, well, but hell,
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you just keep practicing and your writing skilsl just pick up, you know?
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heheheh well whatever, peace. ON WITH THE T-FILEE!!!!!
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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okay i'm gonna start this shit with a story, okay, like old times,
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right? eheheh well okay.
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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once upon a time there was a boy.
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in front of his computer, this boy sat, wondering. "what is this
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life really worth? what is my fate in life? and what am *I* worth? can
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a god possibly exist, watching over a world so cold, and so bitter?"
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a bomb went off. a bomb of thought, inside the boy's mind. "could
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it be that the universe was created simply by chance? because if so, then
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logically i could see that a good man's purpose on earth is only to exploit
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chance. yes, that is it! for once i realize..."
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*mogel!mogel@dto.net* i want to suck every drop of you down my soft,
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anxious GULLET.
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and, like millions of other minds that try to erupt into virginal
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thought every day, mogel broke this poor boy's. mind. out came the cock
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and on went the love.
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who's to blame?
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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kreid here again. i don't know about you guys, but i personally
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happen to personally think that this t-file fucking ROCKED. all right
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peace out... AFTER THA SHOUT-oUTSZZZZ!!!
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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KREID PRESENTS:
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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THA GREET FILE!
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)--+--[315,601]--+--(
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mogel: yo man, keep rockin' on. thanks for letting me write for
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your awesome e-zine!
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styx: sup, dude. keep rockin' dude. rockin' on.
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meenk: yo, sup, keep rockin'. sorry i ran over your grandmother.
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aids: sup, you rotten jerk :) lousy low-life jerk :) :) ehehehe
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mogel: btw, i heard you wanted to suck every drop of me down or
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some shit? wtf is that? whatever dude keep rockin'
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heheh :)
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mooer: ehehee what are you a cow or something? mooooo?!?! heheheh
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whatever your still cool :)
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anjee: yo all i gotta say is yo... shmokinnn weEEeeeeeDD!! ehehehe
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j/k peace
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swisspope: dude remembmer that shit??? ahahahah WTF!?!?!? rock on :)
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eerie: hehehehehehe say something in canadian dude!! that's fucked
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up when you do that eheheheheh just jokin bro your cool :)
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phorce: could you please give me my butt-pod back? how long have
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you had that thing for? jesus christ!
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kaia: yoyo we gotta do that shit again sometime that was fuckin
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cool huh? werd ok keep rockin'
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phorce: dude btw wash that shit first.. please?
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everyone else: IF YOU'RE NOT ON THIS LIST THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS,
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FUCKERS!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #640 - WRITTEN BY: KREID - 5/11/99 ]
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