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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #637
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Memories Fuck Up My Shit"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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For years, I have been in the habit of, every six months or so,
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looking through all of my old screen captures from IRC and my BBS, and
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enjoying them heartily. Now, clearly, there is no good reason why no-one
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else should be able to enjoy the incredible fun I get from looking over the
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horrible, horrible things I considered to be enjoyable from 1994 to 1997 or
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something like that. Thus, I have collected a few of the least possibly
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interesting things from my library of captures for all of you to look at
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and not give a damn about.
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___
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*** Here is Mogel's validation e-mail to my BBS, good god, over three
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--- years ago.
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HI D00d!@#!@!# GIMME AX1Z!@#!@
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Mogel #405 @666
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Tue Feb 13 17:21:31 1996
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Regarding: Validation Feedback (61050 slots left)
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YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING GRACED WITH SOMETHING EL33T.
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FOR I AM THE G0D-LIKE MOGEL, WHICH YOU HAVE EVEN MET (!@!#!@), & NOW I
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AM HERE CALLING YOUR BOARD, FROM ALL THE WONDERFUL PRAISING IT HAS GOTTEN
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FROM MY DTO H0MIE MURMUR.
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SO HERE I AM. I BET THAT THE FEEDBACK YOU USUALLY GET IS QUITE THE
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HORRID TYPE OF FEEDBACK, EH? LIKE "HI. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! ASK
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ME QUESTIONS. TEEHEE." WELL, NOT FOR ME, BABYCAKES.
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NO, TYPING IN CAPS IS NOT ANNOYING. HA HA!
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SO, HERE I AM. YEP. HEY, WHAT'S NEW? SO, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?
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I'VE BEEN THROUGH A T0N OF COMPUTER PHASES & THE LIKE, & I'VE BEEN
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AROUND THIS WHOLE JAMMY "SCENE" FOR SOME SIX YEARS NOW. SPOOKY, HUH? I'M
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FORMALLY AN EVIL HACKER, BUT NOW I'M JUST A E'ZINE GEEKSTER. YEPYEP.
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SO, HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
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I RUN DTO & I WRITE A BUNCHA CRAP & I RUN A K-RAD BOARD & I TRY TO MACK
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GIRLIES & I TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN MAKE SOME NEAT FILMS, BUT ALL
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THAT IS NULL & VOID 'CAUSE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, I'M ON TOP OF THE
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WORLD. LET'S HOT CHAT, Q-BABY.
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HEY, IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY WITTY & RANDOM WILL I GET TO GO INTO YOUR
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FUNNY-ASS QUOTES FILE?
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___
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*** Quarex sends a .jpg of his friend Laura to Noisebox, a guy who
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--- released two CDs on (I think) Astralwerks records in the '94-96
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period.
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<NoiseBox> this it?
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<Quarex> jeah
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* NoiseBox is away - checkin' out pix
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*** Quarex has left channel #oldwarez
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* NoiseBox is BACK
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<NoiseBox> send the girl.
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___
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*** Quarex (x8nDap0Bf, aka Zaytendapp Obeyeff) develops his gift of
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--- making words out of random characters.
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*** a is now known as jLeZsuSnr
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<jLeZsuSnr> yeah!
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<x8nDap0Bf> what's up, Jaylez Sussner?
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*** Charlatan is now known as rGjUTk2vg
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<jLeZsuSnr> we all rule!
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<x8nDap0Bf> Heya Rug-Jut Kaytoo Vug?
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<Blackwolf> lev: Hehehe cool.
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<epeius> How childish
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*** ho8YnTIdx is now known as qh1nO8LT0
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<PeriSoft> HAHA
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<x8nDap0Bf> how's it hangin, Quione Noight Leetoh?
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<PeriSoft> HHAHAHAHAHA
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*** fwN8rNcG8 is now known as msLSmx2jN
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<msLSMx2jN> hmm
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<x8nDap0Bf> werd to your mother, Miss Lism Extoojun
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___
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*** Here, in another classical display of Quarex's stupidity, we see
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--- Quarex beginning to go absolutely nuts after one of his all-time
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favorite mod writers appears on irc and subsequently inexplicably
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knights him.
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* U4ia knights Quarex
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<Quarex> he's only THE BEST [subject: U4ia]
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<U4ia> arise sir quarex
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<U4ia> =8*)
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<Quarex> !!!
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<Quarex> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#*$&!#*
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*** Quarex explains to god knows who about his one shitty love experience
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--- in the most whining and lame way possible. Incidentally, this is the
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girl that Noisebox told me to send to him.
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<Quarex> It was sometime during 8th grade, dunno exactly when (1st half of
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the year, was in Korea 2nd half basically). . I would just wander
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the hallways with no real goal or knowing where the hell I was
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going. .
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<Quarex> and of all the people I saw, none of them stuck out except people
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I knew. None of them, that is, except.. HER.
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<Quarex> I don't know *WHY* I noticed her. . I didn't find her terribly
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attractive then (her hair was fucked, braces, etc.), and she
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certainly didn't have any outstanding characteristics, but god
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dammit, I ALWAYS saw her, and she stuck in my head.
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<Quarex> When I came back for 9th grade, I would see her in the halls
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again. . then, after 1st semester, I guess one of us changed a
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class or something and I didn't really see her after that.
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<Quarex> I basically totally forgot about her until halfway through 10th
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grade, when casting for SOS. I probably saw her at the auditions
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but didn't pay attention. . then, when we had our first practice,
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it suddenly hit me. . "hey wait a second, that's HER!"
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<Quarex> and basically, I thought it was pretty funny that she had become
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cool (ie non-preppy) and actually approachable. . then after that,
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I didn't really see her again until this year, and since we
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basically see each other every hour, we kinda ended up getting to
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know each other really quickly, and the rest is basically publicly
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known.
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Yes, publicly known. Quarex meets girl, Quarex hits on girl, girl
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vomits at the sight of Quarex.
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___
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*** PoToKiTTy explains Murmur's feelings about Barb to Quarex in late '97
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---
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*PoTo!kallista@dto.net* He thinks Barb's too cold. Said so himself.
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-> *PoTo* Hmm. I figured he certainly liked Barb. I figured they would
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get together, now maybe it will not happen.
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I see that Barb being too cold did not stop them from dating
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forever.
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*** Now, make no mistake, I do like Hrothgar. But I just recently found
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--- this old-ass log that proves what a dumb fuck he really can be.
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<Hrothgar> Yer dumb
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<murmur> i'm not the one whose favorite movie is a CARTOON
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<shady^> erik, don't even try :)
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<shady^> wooohoo hahaha
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<murmur> i'm not the one who WEARS SANDALS
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<Hrothgar> Yes, instead you are the one who's favorite music is INDIE ROCK.
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That is all I have to say
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* murmur jabs Hrothgar with the Penguin's umbrella
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<shady^> this coming from mr. MANOWAR
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<murmur> erik, did drew write that for you?
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<shady^> hahaha
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<Hrothgar> No, Murmur.. I do have a brain of my own
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<shady^> "for the glory of GER MA NEEEEEEE"
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<Hrothgar> And Manowar has STYLE. Indie Rock is just shit
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<murmur> WHY DON'T YOU USE IT??#?
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<shady^> wow erik, you sure fooled us. :)
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<murmur> erik
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<murmur> at least drew has listened to it
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<shady^> hahahahaha
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<murmur> you haven't even listened to it to know you don't like it
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<shady^> style hahaha
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* murmur tickles Hrothgar's chin
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<shady^> awww.
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<Hrothgar> And how do you know that I haven't listened to it, Murmur?
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<shady^> erik's insulting us, how cute!
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<murmur> because, erik
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<murmur> because.
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<Hrothgar> RJ. when you lose 100 pounds, and stop being ugly as fuck, and
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stop being depressed about anything.. then you can make fun of
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me. Until then, just stop trying.
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<shady^> awwWW!@
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<murmur> that's _brilliant_, erik-poo
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<shady^> you're getting cuter and cuter, erik :)
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<murmur> erik
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<murmur> you look like a failed extra from Full House
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<shady^> when you develop a personality that doesn't come in a can, then
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i'll take you seriously :)
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That is really about it.
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It really is.
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I never said you would enjoy this file. Now, the story I wrote in
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1992, though (HOE #609), THAT is fucking classic. Go read that.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #637 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 5/11/99 ]
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