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888 888 888 888 888 " by Ashtray Heart
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There have already been several movies called Jack Frost:
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- A 1950's Russo-Finnish epic done on MST3K
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- A 1997 A-Pix straight-to-video horror comedy about a serial
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killer transformed into a deadly snowman through toxic waste.
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And coming up: Michael Keaton is a heartwarming family man who
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dies and is reincarnated as a snowman on Christmas Eve.
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SUGGESTIONS FOR MORE MOVIES CALLED JACK FROST:
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Mario Van Peebles _is_ Jack Frost. He's a CIA assassin who's tired
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of the killing game, but when he tries to get out with his wife, Robin
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Givens, Donald Sutherland, head of the CIA, won't let it happen. Featuring
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Christopher Walken, Rob Lowe, Robert Downey, Jr., Zack Galligan, Mark Paul
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Gosselar (of "Saved by the Bell"), Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal, Mark Hammill,
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Costas Mandylor, and introducing "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his acting
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debut!
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Jack Frost: A darkly humorous allegory about the end of the world
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and nuclear winter featuring Parker Posey, Vince Vaughn, and Craig Sheffer.
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Winner of the 1998 Ralston-Purina Dog Chow Mix Art Film Festival Award for
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new directors. Basically, despite the "humorous" tag, it's a really
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depressing movie where nothing actually happens and people talk on small
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sets for 107 minutes while slowly dying of fallout, freezing to death, and
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being mutated by low-budget special effects, before a cosmic, spiritual,
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and totally nonsensical ending where everybody dies, or at least that seems
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to be the implication. We can't tell, becuase the ending doesn't really
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make sense. Introducing "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his acting debut.
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From the people who bought you "Money Train":
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Steven Baldwin and Malcolm Jamal-Warner are the most unlikely
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partners on the LAPD's anti-drug taskforce. Baldwin (Ed Jack) is a
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by-the-book cop, Jamal-Warner (LeRoi Frost) is a loose cannon. Can these
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two very different cops (I mean, they're different RACES and everything!)
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work together to bring down the nefarious drug empire of killer drug dealer
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John Malkovich and his deadly drug "Snow"? You'll laugh at the slapstick
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antics of these two crazy clown cops, you'll cry as Baldwin's girlfriend
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is murdered by Malkovich's minions, you'll cheer as they take down the
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entire drug empire of LA with car chases and high-powered explosives!
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Introducing "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his acting debut!
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Jack Frost: An erotic thriller that takes guides you through the
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darkest desires of one couple's secret fantasies. Julie Strain is a radio
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sex therapist married to Eric Roberts, an undercover cop living on the
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edge. When Roberts is assigned to investigate the seamy sex clubs of Jack
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Frost (played by Lance Henriksen), he finds himself sucked into a dangerous
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world of erotic mind games where nothing is what it seems. Introducing
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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his acting debut, as "Lenny".
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When a pharmacist from Florida (Meg Ryan) moves up to chilly British
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Columbia after the death of her parents, she's not ready for snow OR
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romance. She finds herself smitten, however, with Jack Winchell (Tom
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Hanks), a grizzled snowplow operator who the Menominee Creek townsfolk say
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has not been quite right since his wife died of cancer a few years back.
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Can this culture-shocked sun-lover melt Winchell's heart and overcome her
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own grief at the same time? Laughs and tender romance combine in this
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bittersweet film by the makers of "Forrest Gump"- "Jack Frost".
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Introducing "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as Menominee Creek's feisty mayor.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #625 - WRITTEN BY: ASHTRAY HEART - 5/9/99 ]
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