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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #612
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Widget's Nachos"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Aster
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/6/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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once apon a time, in the land off mook there lived a little big
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called widget. she was not all there because 5 years ago she left her arm
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in jag when she was on a vacation with her family. so she only has one
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arm, which makes some things very hard. and very frustration. but she
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can beat anyone at anything.
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once someone tried to convince her that they had seen and WRODE a
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hroses, which, of course, is impossible because hroses live with the
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flower people on the the land of monsters and goblins, a place where no
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one can go. when this person was done talking about his adventure with
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the hroses, widget went on to tell him he was wrong and shoot poison from
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her remaining hand, killing the evil doer. the evil thing was soon dead
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and fizziling away in the acid poisen.
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when he was entirly gone, widget decided she needed something to
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eat. so she went down to the local supermarket a baought a giant order of
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nachos. disgusted at the way they made the awful nachos with liquid nasty
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cheese and yucky mushy salsa, she killed them all with her poison and iron
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fist. then she went home to her house and made GOOD nachos with chunky
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freash salsa and real chedder cheese in her microwave. then she realized
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what she had done before slowly melting to the ground, see, microwaves
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running within 50 feet of her caused her to melt. and she didn't even get
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to eat her nachos!!!!!
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when her brother and good friend got home, he was vary saddened that
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his favorite sister was dead on the kitchen floor. he went into deep
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depression and decided to only wear black and black make up and black nail
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polish. then he saw a little rubber ball and started to bat it around the
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room. thus making him forget the tradgety of his sister. he went on to
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live a very successful life as a bad, bad docter that killed people. he
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died three days later having been the oldest big ever to live. the end.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #612 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 5/6/99 ]
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