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888 888 888 888 888 "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Anilos [5/6/99]
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This is the illegitimate children of things that annoy me.
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- "Bands" with no artistic merit at all:
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I have a bone to pick with these morons who parade around as
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musicians. The backstreet boys, N'sync, 98 degrees, and whatever gay new
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kid on the block has decided to make a "comeback". Before we get into what
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I don't like about them let's observe an interesting point. The supreme
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court of the U.S. dictates that anything with no artistic meric, that
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invokes sexual thoughts, is obscene and pornography. Hmm, so does that
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make these "groups" pornographic? My answer, yes, anything to get them
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off the radios and I'll favor it. Consider it seriously though, do they
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really have ANY artistic merit?
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Sure music is protected speech, but that doesn't mean it's 100%
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protection, like a form of birth control it can never be 100%. These
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groups and other genres of music that I don't particularly like are no
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valuable at all in an artistic point of view, and if they are I'd be oh so
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happy to know how. Their lyrics in one form or another revolve around the
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same thing.. Sex, girls, broken hearts, et cetera, so forth and so on. No,
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normally I wouldn't care one way or another about this, but goddamnit
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that's my schtick they're pirating! Why can't I make millions of dollars
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whining about things that I bitch about every waking moment of my life?
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Well, there's a simple answer to such a question I realize, I'm not
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attractive enough to be "Marketable" material.
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In all honesty, I bet I could be the most talented singer on the
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planet and I would still never, ever get a record deal and make the money
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these idiots do because of my unattractive nature, but I'm not bitter,
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really. To me they are totally obscene and something tells me that no
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teenage girl who is obsessed with them can even deny the idea that they
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have had sexual thoughts about them, this especially applys to females
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ages 16-20, typically. Therefore, technically they can be classified as
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pornographic (And I'm not even taking into account the way they dress in
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their music videos).
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- 10-10 Numbers:
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If anyone reading this isn't sick of these damn commercials (if you
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watch Tv at all, but I have a hard time believing people who say "I never
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watch TV, ever.) then you really need to learn what redundancy is. I
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can't sit down and watch "The Daily Show" or anything for that matter
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without seeing one or even two of those commercials.
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TV: "Dial 10-10-345 and save a bundle!"
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Me: "Shut up"
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TV: "Dial 10-10-321 and get 50% off..."
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Me: "Jesus christ it's like I'm being followed"
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TV: "Dial 10-10-9000 for directory assistance.."
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Me: <eye twitches, lazy eye rolls out of my head.>
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TV: "Sick of all of these 10-10 numbers?"
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Me: "Yes, very much so."
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TV: "Then just remember this one number..10-10..."
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Me: "@!*()!*@(HKJHSA!)(*)!@*@(!)!*)( FUCK YOU TV!"
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Needless to say the rest of this just sort of writes itself from
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here. If I had the money too I would have destroyed the television by this
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time.
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- I refuse to see movies with the following people in it:
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Sarah Michelle Geller
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Claire Danes
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Elijiah Wood
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Katie Holmes
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Reese Witherspoon
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Keanu Reeves (The Matrix was good, but as usual his acting SUCKED.)
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas
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Skeet Ulrich (He's playing Kevin Mitnick in the upcoming movie
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"Takedown" which just makes my blood curdle thinking
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about it, the script to that is a total farce.)
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Matthew Liliard (I'm kind of in the middle of this, in some cases,
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his... unique way of acting is good, otherwise, he
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sucks as well.)
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Leonardo DiCaprio
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David Arquette (He's too much of a hyperactive, jittery kind of guy
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for me to like.)
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And much more...MUCH more.
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- I also refuse to see movies with the following:
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Proceeds with the following "An MTV production"
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Is related to Disney (this doesn't include "Miramax", those
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loveable guys who released Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy. )
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- Some forms of organized religion:
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I'm a avid reader, and I must say that I enjoy reading up on serial
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killers a lot. Now, before you pigeonhole me as being a psychopath (which
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is the usual reaction at school.) it's just for knowledgeable purposes.
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(i.e. the psychology behind what they do.) After reading up on several
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serial killers and of course the famous Charles Manson, I noticed a pattern
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in all of them. They say that one of the signs of a serial killer is a
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troubled childhood, of all of the killers I've read about most of them had a
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mom or dad who were so religious that they instilled a fear in the soon to
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be murderers of everything that was not religions, prime examples of this
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kind of childhood are Eddie Gein, and one of the Hillside Stranglers, Ken
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Bianchi. The following was taken from "The Crime Library Website"
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(www.crimelibrary.com):
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"It took a few moments to sink in, but soon Schley realized that it
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wasn't a deer at all, it was the headless butchered body of a woman.
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Bernice Worden, the fifty-year-old mother of his deputy Frank Worden, had
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been found.
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While the shocked deputies searched through the rubble of Eddie
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Gein's existence, they realized that the horrible discoveries didn't end
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at Mrs. Worden's body. They had stumbled into a death farm.
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The funny-looking bowl was a top of a human skull. The lampshades
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and wastebasket were made from human skin.
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A ghoulish inventory began to take shape: an armchair made of human
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skin, female genitalia kept preserved in a shoebox, a belt made of nipples,
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a human head, four noses and a heart.
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The more the looked through the house, the more ghastly trophies
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they found. Finally a suit made entirely of human skin. Their heads spun
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as they tried to tally the number of woman that may have died at Eddie's
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hands."
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This article written by Rachael Bell paints just one horrifying
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aspect of what organized religion can do to some people, sometimes; Eddie
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Gein's activities are what led to the creation of "Buffalo Bill" in 'The
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Silence of the Lambs'. The idea that religion, if ingrained into a child's
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head strong enough can lead to such atrocities makes me irate, and only
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fuels my hatred for most forms of religion.
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- Reprocussions of the Littleton, CO shooting:
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I know I'm going to step on some toes with this one...
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Everyone is talking about the shooting, my standing on it is a very
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simple one, I don't care. I really truly don't care, but before you claim
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I'm a heartless bastard, hear me out for a minute before you stone me.
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Honestly now who did not see something like this happening in the future?
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How can you be surprised at the animosity of these two kids when you knew
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it was going to happen you just didn't know when or where? Barry Loukaitis
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in Medical Lake (place near spokane, some guy killed 2 students and a
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teacher there about 4 years ago.), the jonesboro thing, and some others.
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It's all gotten progressively worse, and using logic and some thermodynamic
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law ( with time, entropy/disorder increases) it's fairly safe to assume
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that the violence in school will escalate even more. Now, it was tragic,
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I'll admit that. I'm not totally heartless it was a very disheartening
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event, but it's not something I plan on dwelling on for more than one day.
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Now that you know my standing on it, allow me to demonstrate how you
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can reaaallllyyy piss me off. Two days after the shooting, I hear from my
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good friend Michelle that a group of people donned trench coats, painted
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their faces white and advocated the "Trench coat mafia" all day, even going
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so far as to vandalize the school's bathrooms with such atrocious
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statements as "the trench coat mafia is supreme!", etc. I don't mind
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people joking about it, I joke about it and I believe that joking about it
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in fact may even help in some form or another. But there is a fine line
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before you go to far, whether these kids were joking or not I don't know
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but they definitely overstepped their bounds. The worst part of all is
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that I knew 2 of the people who did this, two of my friends got a rise out
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of this, needless to say I refuse to talk to them now. And now, With the
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antics of these immature teenagers I'm trying to do my best to comfort my
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friend who is afraid of going to school because such an event can occur
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anywhere, and at any given moment.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #608 - WRITTEN BY: ANILOS - 5/6/99 ]
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