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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #607
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Isn't: A Realization From Your
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888 888 888 888 888 " Average, Bored Modem Chick"
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 by Anjee [5/6/99]
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I am very aware that there is an extremely extended list of people
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that are not worthy of existing. HOE lately has made this quite clear.
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Although I hardly understand why everybody is writing about killing
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people -- Granted the fact that murder is illegal, so it's better to act
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it out in a t-file rather than dealing with your psychotic possessed
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friend who constantly rambles about killing some Tim boy. But that still
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is not a valid reason.
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I wish to inform you, dear co-HOE-workers, that killing (or writing
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about killing) someone is the easy way out! My suggestion is that you
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should leak embarrassing information about them in the 'zine scene until
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they get so depressed and ashamed of themselves that they end up killing
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themselves, thus sparing you the jail time and mental health care. Revenge
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is sweet, homocide is not.
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I suppose that some people are like me and have a hard time making
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fun of people using the all-time creativity and wit tools (Ref: HOE #280),
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but at least you may get credit for trying. Apparently the fact that I
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dated the boy described in HOE #280 made it seem a little funnier.
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Apparently. anyways.
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There is really no point to this t-file, I don't care if you write
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about murder or even if you've actually murdered. The real point of this
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t-file is to assure myself that I am still very capable of dumping crap
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into a .txt, somehow managing to get it posted on HOE, coming off looking
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like a retarded no-life modem girl and totally disrupting your new HOES
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reading. It makes my day to know that I made yours just that much
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shittier. I realized that I've sounded like an idiot throughout this
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measely file, but that is just something I'm willing to accept. Good Day.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #607 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 5/6/99 ]
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