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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #604
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "When All Else Fails"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by AnonGirl
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/6/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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When you run out of luck;
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when you lose your job;
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when you lose your house;
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when you lose your friends;
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when your car stops working;
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when they cut off your cable;
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when they cut off your internet connection;
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when your wife divorces you and takes all your money;
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when your children turn against you;
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when you lose your sexual interest;
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when your stereo breaks;
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when your tastebuds lose taste;
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when your family disowns you;
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when you lose your hair;
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when you gain weight;
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when your basement gets flooded;
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when your state gets flooded;
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when a tornado blows away your town;
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when fire eats your house;
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when fire eats your friends;
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when you have to pay the prostitutes to sleep with you;
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when your dog stops being loyal to you;
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when your cat runs away;
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when your ear and nose hair grow longer than the hair on your head;
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when your heat and electricity get cut off;
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when your credit bill is thicker than your wallet;
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when you lose your knack at Scrabble;
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when the voices in your head are the only ones talking to you;
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when you answer the voices in your head;
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when Knight Rider is the only action you get;
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when you have more rolls than the Michelin man;
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when you have more chins than Jaba the Hut;
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when you call the operator for someone to talk to;
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when the fruit you buy goes bad the next day;
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when your best friend is the TV guide;
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when Ross Perot calls you up just to tell you you're a loser;
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when the kids down the street egg your house everyday;
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when you become the town grouch;
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when you become the town drunk;
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when the ass-groove in your couch is more profound than your mind;
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when you lose all use of your right leg;
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when you lose all feeling in your left arm;
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when you're no longer excited about your birthday;
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when your washboard abs become washboard flabs;
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when the only talking you do is to yourself;
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when the most exciting event of the week is laundry;
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when your water becomes tainted;
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when you run out of food;
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when all else fails,
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there will always be sweet, sweet nicotine.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #604 - WRITTEN BY: ANONGIRL - 5/6/99 ]
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