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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #578
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by ZZi [4/14/99]
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Polaroids of girls asses lined up on the wall. At first it was
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un-noticable then with a quick turn of the head and a glance, "Are those
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asses on your wall?!@#"
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Now for the sake of being a nice guy, I will remove names from this.
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We will have "Girl A", "Girl B", and "Guy A", whom of course is
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dating "Girl A".
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Guy A: "Why yes, those are asses on the wall."
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Me: "Why are Girl A & Girl B putting pictures of their asses on
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that wall?"
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Guy A: "Well, they want to figure out what the need to work on."
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Me: "Your girlfriend has a nice ass."
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Guy A: "Yep." <he smiles.> "But look at this..."
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At this point he points to a point on the picture where black marker
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was used to induce desired shape of butt area and thigh area on girls A and
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B, also noting a misplaced black spot on girl B's ass making it look as
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though she wishes to design her self a new orifice.
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At this point he points out that, although it is a disturbing
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concept, the pictures on the wall tend to be quite artistic. So for the
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readers sake, there are 8 picutes, alternating from the beginning, of
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ABABABAB. Or BA, who knows, for they are asses.
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This conversation concluded with a brief dialog.
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Me: "Do you think there are any guys on the planet who would do
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such a thing to determine wheter or not they had nice
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asses?"
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Guy A: "Well, no, but we'd sit around and look at playboy."
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At this point the new issue of playboy was broken out and we stared
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at other asses, asses of girls that perhaps look at their pictures and try
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and figure out where they need to fix their asses, for as they are already
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probably fake from the top down, there is never enough vanity in the world.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #578 - WRITTEN BY: ZZI - 4/14/99 ]
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