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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #576
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888 888 888 888 888 "In Defense of Kinko's"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Ashtray Heart
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/14/99
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You know, I bet you can find a lot of sex perverts in Kinko's. For
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one thing, just look at the name. If that ain't some kind of a pervert
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name, you can put some of those stupid looking hairpins in my actual HAIR.
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For another thing, the Kinko's about two blocks from my house has this big
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huge sign in the window, which says:
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"Sure, you can bind that here."
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I bet it would be the easiest thing in the world to get a Kinko's
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employee tied up. All you'd have to do is take them back to your
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apartment, or possibly even their apartment, and then ask them if you can
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bind them. Before even thinking, they'd be saying "Sure, you can bind that
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here." I bet you'd have even better luck if you tried that on them in the
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Kinko's, if you were into the whole exhibitionism thing. Oh, yeah, sure,
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some people don't like Kinko's, but you know what I think? I think it's
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GOOD that America has a nationwide monolithic bondage and discipline chain,
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especially one that's only two blocks from my house. Some people will
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travel five hundred miles just to get tied up, you know, that's the state
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America is in today. Which is all well and good if you're a rich corporate
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chieftain or a SQL programmer, one of those DIGNIFIED positions like that,
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but what if you're just an ordinary fellow who drives a Crankmobile? If
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you drive a Crankmobile, you don't know if it's gonna go another five
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hundred miles. If you're just an ordinary average joe trying to stay
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afloat in a world of sexual perversion, if you don't got a signed sealed
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and delivered healthcare affadavit that'll give you a lifetime supply of
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them little blue pills, those little signs that the world is even sicker
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than you've been imagining it just gives you the warm fuzzies all over, and
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maybe it's not too much to think that you might be able to get off
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sometime within the next year.
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Because one thing about getting off, oh, yeah, sure, it's overrated,
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misunderstood, devalued, all that stuff, but when you get off, you know
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that all's right with the world. Even if you CAN'T afford one of those
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expensive full-body harnesses, even if your balls are stretched out three
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feet and held to the corner of the mattress with one of those potato chip
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bag clips, even if you're flogging someone with a whip fashioned from your
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own toenail clippings attached on the end of a bundle of twine, even if
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you're wearing six inch spike heels at the time; it doesn't matter HOW
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squalid or absurd your situation at the time is, if you're cumming, things
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are going exactly how they ought to.
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And that's why I'm not down on Kinko's.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #576 - WRITTEN BY: ASHTRAY HEART - 4/14/99 ]
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