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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #565
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "10 Things I Hate About Me"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by AltRocks
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/11/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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This is an ironical, yet somehow unrelated list spoofing the new
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movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Maybe someone could make this into a
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movie? Maybe not. Naff Off.
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Ten things I hate about me:
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10: The snoring.
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9: I'm underage.
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8: the egotistical-depressed-megalomaniacal urges.
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7: The constant masterbation... CONSTANT!
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6: Zootf!
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5: Gas.
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4: The small penis.
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3: Randomness.
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2: I write for HOE.
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1: This file.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #565 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/11/99 ]
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