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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #554
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Love a Man in Uniform"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Muze
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/6/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I don't know why, but uniforms do it for me. Doesn't matter what
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the uniform is marine, police, post office, as long as the guy in it is
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decent and over 21.
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January 17, 1999. I went to Chicago this fateful Sunday afternoon.
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I went with my friend Scott, who's gay. That is important for you to
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know. So I know this Marine that lives in Chicago and he told me to call
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him the next time that I was in the city. So I did. Little did he know
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that he was about to go on the gayest adventure of his life. We met him
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at a gay club called Circuit, there was a drag show that night and all the
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little (and not so little) drag queens came out to play. The marine was a
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captain, so I'll call him captain since he can get in trouble for doing
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this. The queens loved him. They were disappointed when they found out
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he was straight. But, they had their way with him anyways. The captain
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is big, buff, bald and just REALLY good looking, so of course I had to have
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my way with him too ;) So, later on that night we went to the Manhole,
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which is a really sleazy bar.
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I hated it and I think the captain did, too. They have these
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monitors on the walls in this place playing really graphic gay porn. That
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grossed me out and well, I didn't get hit on much there, but that's to be
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expected. But it turns out that the captain did have fun that night, but
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the bad thing is that he never called me ever again, so maybe he didn't
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have that much fun. I think the queens scared him away from me. So I
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learned a lesson. Never take a first date to a gay club on drag night.
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No wait, never take any love interest to anything gay. period.
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March 29, 1999. I'm doing this internship with the Hobart police
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department so I get to go on patrol with the guys and tackle the bad guys.
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So I've been doing that for (and yes this is all relevent) three months
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now. I've found my favorite officer, his name is Mark. Yet another
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uniform. So I'm interested in this guy and he acts all interested in me,
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so I suggested that we hang out. So we did. We got off patrol at about
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11:15pm which is later that usual. And we go get to his place so he can
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change out of his uniform. Well, he changed and I didn't like it. I
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prefer him with the uniform. I can't figure out why, maybe because I'm
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submissive or something.... maybe passive aggressive. So he's in plain
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clothes now and I feel strange being with him after work... so we rented
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a movie and then went out to eat. Ronin is a really good movie and I
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recommend it. But I still don't understand why uniforms, but at least I
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don't have some weird foot fetish or something, leather and chains. So
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now you know too much of my love life.
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Before my date with Mark I was supposed to go out with a different
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cop. His name is Tony, but he never called like he said he was so I never
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called him. But there goes the uniform again. Maybe I should go see a
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psychiatrist. Maybe something really is wrong with me. Maybe I really
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shouldn't be dating a cop from the department that I'm interning at. If
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you have any advice for me or can tell me why I like uniforms please tell
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me. I need help.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #554 - WRITTEN BY: MUZE - 4/6/99 ]
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