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Jodie was halfway through her blowjob as I continued nursing my
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slippery nipple. It'd been a slow night, but it was only 7 o'clock. The
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night was just beginning. I'd been dealing with black Mexicans for a good
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part of the evening. Jake and Sheryl arrived at 7:15, as usual. They
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were in the mood for fun. Harry was crystal clean since 5 o'clock,
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although Julie was a burning bitch since the start of the evening. I
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decided to try my hand at capital punishment, though it was too harsh for
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my likings. It was time for some absolute stress. Michael was slurpin'
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the googe for roughly an hour, and then decided to try faith, hope and
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garrity, which he didn't like very much. Jodie reeked of a dirty girl
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scout, and Sheryl was paying most of her attention to her screamin' commie.
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Julie, idiot that she is, dropped her dirty tampon on the floor. Such a
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nuclear waste, it was. Anthony showed up at 7:45, as usual, and greeted
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me instantly with a Sicilian kiss. I felt sick, because I had just had
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sex in Paul's bedroom before he arrived. Ricky, Michael and Bernardette
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all had threesomes, and Harry told me he wanted me to try masturbation
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with him. I told him, "Maybe later", and he agreed. He then gave me a
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real pussy crusher, so I returned the favour by offering him an abortion.
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The after dinner mint went well with the smegma. Marie had taken too much
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of Grandpa's ol' cough syrup, and was beginning to look very pale. She
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took some Tootsie Rolls and was feeling better within five minutes. 8:30
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and still no sign of Tom. He was probably somewhere else, in between a
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firestorm and a tight snatch. Julie wasn't being as inept as she was
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before, ever since Harry had given her a wrinkled weenie. Jack had been
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doing push ups for a while, and I was staring at his innocent eyes on the
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table for quite some time. I decided that I wanted them, and so I took
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them. Jack was angry at this. I replaced his innocent eyes with clit
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licks, and he was pleased. Harry asked me what I wanted next, and I
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replied, "Get laid." That was very refreshing. Tom finally showed up,
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smelling of dirty ashtrays. I was disgusted by this, but gave him a
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peppermint treat to get rid of the fetor. Julie continued with her stinky
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beaver and stiff dick for a while. She'd be feeling ill the next day, no
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doubt. By 10pm, everyone was surrounded by a Canadian moose, several
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scorpions, a jamaican bobsled, and about ten Montreal club bouncers. The
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only thing left to do was see who could have the most sand in the ass by
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the end of the night. I would've preferred to have a scummy nut sack, but
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tonight was Ricky's choice, since it was his birthday and all. Sand in the
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ass it was. We let Ricky win, because we knew he loved sand in the ass the
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most. The evening ended soon after, everyone parting their ways. I
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decided to treat myself to a tidy bowel before Tom and I went home.
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Tom and I had wild sex when we got home. I had mutliple orgasms,
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and so did he. After that, we shared a beer and a smoke, and went to bed.
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I woke up with the worst hangover of my entire life.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #549 - WRITTEN BY: ANONGIRL - 4/3/99 ]
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