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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #544
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Why Sex is NOT Better Than
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Masturbation"
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888 888 888 888 888 "
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o by AltRocks [4/3/99]
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Disclaimer: This file in no way represents the author's opinions!
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Many males, and females, I know seems to complain about not getting
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sex. I know they masturbate on a normal, if not daily, basis, due to the
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fact that they are dirty horny fucks. So, I wonder what the problem is.
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I mean, with sex you have to worry about the other person getting
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satisfied, diseases, pregnancy, etc. I don't think it's that great. I
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mean how is a person supposed to perform under such pressure?
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It's amazing the species has survived past the women's movement.
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Before that a guy just clubbed a woman, or the social equivalent of it,
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shagged her rotten. Now us guys have to go thru a much too complex process
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to even get a kiss goodnite. This is far too much for the common male.
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When he wants sex it's not a wait-3-months sort of thing... he wants it
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within the next hour, maybe less.
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So masturbation is much quicker and a hell of a lot better than
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trying to find a clean, willing, and available girl. As for the girls,
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how often do you find a man with the ability to bring you to a great
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orgasm? I mean, not everyone can be like me, right? So, it's even mroe
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practical for women! Well, now that I just ruined every guy who is
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uncoordinated's chance of getting some, they better go masturbate!
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See? This is all working out just as I told you. Guys wanna do
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it, women wanna do it, but no body wants to just jump on a random person
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from the street and say "FUCK ME!" That's why we have opposable thumbs.
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So, get your vasoline ready, and start working your arms. I say we forget
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sex and have a national masturbation day where we inform people of the
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wonders of masturbation Vs. sex. You always get to finish, there's no
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pressure (unless your parents are home), and you don't have to fiddle
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around with contraceptives before hand. Of course this whole file could
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be negated if everyone in the world liked oral sex, but we all know that
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won't happen anytime soon. Until then, happy whacking Planet Earth!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #544 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/3/99 ]
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