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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #539
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "How Zines are Made"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Nybar
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 3/27/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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This is an investigative report by Nybar, AKA The Rugged Child.
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IRC. 1:00 am, all is silent.
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<Nybar> Yes, we were all just sitting here in IRC, typing away. Then, out
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of nowhere, like a killer whale snapping it's anus, *IT* happened.
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<tashy> you could write an entire file in alternating caps and excessive
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typos
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<Nybar> Been there, done that
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<tashy> Suck Blue Frog + f12, motha
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<Mogel> Hey Nybar
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*** Wonder-Years voiceover: At this point, I felt torn. Was Mogel here
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to explore the gosh-darn goodness of friendship... or was he here
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for ... that. You know...
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<Mogel> Hey, Nybar, write for h0e!
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*** This is happening around the globe, and many suspect Mogel of being a
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secret army of cloned Mogels, all grabbing our T-FILES, with
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flouridized shamPOO, yeah that's it... NAZIS!
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*** Earnest News Anchor guy: This is a serious problem that is
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afflicting many around the world. As Tasha has said, "Mogel is like,
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jewish or something, right? Doesn't that mean he's been castrated or
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something?" News Caster: "Yes indeedy, this is a disturbing
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problem, almost as disturbing as the fact that White giants always
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seem to look taller then Black giants, just showing that we still
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harbor the stereotype of the 'large, black, cocanized negro'. This
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is such hamfisted, fallacious shitting in our fucking faces, that I
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will rape your asses.
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Aunt Nybar's Reply: "Well, Disturbed, I'd have to say, it's lump
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it or leave it on this one, in more ways then one!!! You see, on one side,
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you have Raymond claiming it's just like taking a big dump. But, on the
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other side, you have your father saying 'I like cock!'. What to do? I
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say, eat hostess cakes! They'reeeeeeeeeeeee GRReat, and really keep the
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pounds off!!"
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*** The Trial
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Nybar: Yes, we were all just sitting here in IRC, typing away. Then, out
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of nowhere, like a killer whale snapping it's anus, *IT* happened.
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Nybar: Mr. Judge, the defendant Mogel appeared, out of seeming idleness,
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to solicit h0e-authorship, a federal crime calling for the penalty
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of 20 to 80 triple dildo rapings up the ass, which (if you learned
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math in school, which I'm sure Judge did <sucks judge's cock>),
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adds up to 93, I believe. But I am Einstein! Here is the proof
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Judge!
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Mogel: Hey, Nybar, write for h0e!
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Nybar: As you can see, the evidence is overhwelming.
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The Judge: Mogel, do you plead guilty to solicitation of hoe-authorship
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solicitation?
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Mogel: Yes, yes I do. In passing, I would like to state that I am jewish.
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Word is born.
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The Judge: And Nybar, do you plead guilty to writing a t-file while high?
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Nybar: Yep.
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The Judge: And sodomizing and drowning all those retarded, disabled orpans?
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Nybar: Yes, yes I do.
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The Judge: And eating out all those --
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Nybar: Uh, can we postpone this to a later date?
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The Judge: Sure son. By the way -- PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!
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[ (c) 1999, a Nybariuz Joint Studioz Proh-duction HOE #539 - 3/27/99 ]
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