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888 888 888 888 888 "Effective Fast-Food Training"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Phairgirl
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 3/21/99
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Lance, I'm going to call you Lump.
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Because all you ever do is make the sandwich, and then just let it
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sit there while you stand around and look at the incredible nothing.
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You could HELP ME OUT a little, THAT'S what you could be doing.
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I KNOW you're busy. So am I. But I can't do it all myself.
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No, you don't have to do it all. Just help out a little bit.
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Thanks for choosing Wendy's, can I take your order please.
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That will be $2.10, thank you.
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Christ Lance, the bag's right in front of you. Is it that
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difficult to GRAB the bag and SLIDE the sandwich inside? Hell I'll even
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get the napkins if you'll just grab a bag once in a while.
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Look, Lance, if Ken, the incredible boy who took two and a half
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minutes to make a sandwich could grab a bag once in a while, you can too.
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Oh whatever. I'm assigning you to the retard bus. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thanks for choosing Wendy's, can I take your order please.
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How many jr. bacons was that?
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Thank you, $4.20.
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No, Lance, I'll get the fries, you just make those sandwiches and
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GRAB A BAG.
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Wow, look, Lump can bag an order after all.
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No, you're not drooling enough for the retard bus.
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How come all the girls in the drive through know you, Lance? You
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always look out the window, and the girls say "Hi Lance." Did you do them
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all?
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Well, come on. I can't imagine any girls talking to you at all
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unless you slept with them. No, really.
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Thanks for choosing Wendy's, can I take your order please.
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Shut up, Lump, and make the goddamn sandwich.
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That will be $2.00, thank you.
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Holy shit, Lump bagged a sandwich. Christ boy, I only gave you
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that nickname ten minutes ago and already I'm gonna have to find something
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else to call you.
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You're doing a nice job, Lance. Now that you can actually make the
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sandwiches AND throw them in a bag 70% of the time, we're going to work
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on your speed.
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I know you don't care. But the scary fact is, you're being paid to
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care.
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I don't care either. I mean, I have to act like I care because I'm
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your role model. But I don't actually care. So I don't expect you to
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REALLY care. But just act like you do.
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Yeah, I know you still really don't care. That's our little
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secret.
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No, you can't go home Lance, you're here until 4:00.
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Go home Lance.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #521 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 3/21/99 ]
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