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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #519
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "How I Blamed The Female
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Logic on Something That
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888 888 888 888 888 " Can Be Proved, Maybe"
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 by Anilos [3/16/99]
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Ok, kids, it's time for a lesson in Molecular Biology. It has come
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to my attention that women, in particular have the warped, most fucked up
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logic I have EVER seen in my entire life. This is based on my experience
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though in a city of about 300,000 so bear with me. I figure, since
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everything is caused by genes let's assume that you women and your
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warped logic is in fact, genetic. Now, before we start the lesson let me
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say that Men as well have some pretty screwed up logic some times as
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well; women, though, exhibit this more. Sorry I'm biased, maybe if I was
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gay it'd be the other way around. But I'm not, therefore I'm going to
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pick on the female gender. I called this genetic disorder "The
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Retardation Of Logic" or "RL" (for short) Gene.
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Note: If something proceeds with ^X (x being whatever I choose to
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represent the gene) it means that the X should be in superscript. (if you
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still don't understand, please, bear with me here.)
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Now, This isn't your ordinary genetic disorder, no. I've decided
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it would be most logical and probable if this were an "X-linked/Sex
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linked" inheiritance. This means that the disease itself is carried on
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the "X" chromosome. (Meaning Females carry it/express it since it's
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located on the x chromosome. Males can also get this disorder though,
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I'll explain soon enough.) Now, if you have rudimentary knowledge of
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genetics just browse through this whilst I explain this to anyone else
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who isn't following. Females are XX, meaning they have two X chromosomes
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which causes them to develop into a female. Males are XY, meaning they
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have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. (WOW!) Just some food for
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thought here: All human beings start out as female. The Y chromosome
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after a few weeks of conception though releases testosterone that causes
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Testes to form (stop giggling) instead of ovaries. I could bore you all
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forever explaining how some people who are female in every way are XY.
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But, I won't. Back to the original point of this little article... Now,
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the disorder I have surmised is a recessive one, this means that you need
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two chromosomes with the disorder's allele/gene to have it show up (for
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females.) but for males only one X with the gene disorder is needed. Why
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you ask? Well I would say, but I once again don't want to bore anyone,
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as I hope to catch some people's attention by writing this. Here's an
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example of how a female who has the disorder.
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A Female who has the disorder (note: there is a difference between
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having the disorder and carrying the disorder) marries a man who doesn't
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have the disorder, what are the chances of their children having the
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disorder?
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Let r = the gene that causes the warped logic
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We start off like this: X^rX^r Multiplied by XY
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(Female) (Male)
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Now, we draw a "punett square" and draw the results of the
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breeding.
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X^r X^r
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X | XX^r | XX^r
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Y | X^rY | X^rY
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Now that we've done this, these are the results.
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- 0% chance of the female children being a COMPLETE AND TOTAL
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ILLOGICAL SOCIAL WHORE.
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- 100% chance of the male children being total morons and idiots
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who treat their companions like shit.
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If your curious about this or if you think I have made little to
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no sense send me an e-mail and I'll elaborate. Experiment with different
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combos if you'd like. (ie. Female who carries the disease but doesn't
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have it, marries a male who has the disease.) Or just look at this text
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with a vacant face and move on to a more entertaining article. Either
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way I hope I have in some way gotten someone to think about this in a
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serious manner, I doubt this highly though. Comments are threats to my
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life are always welcome. My e-mail address is Janus@Boink.net.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #519 - WRITTEN BY: ANILOS - 3/16/99 ]
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