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888 888 888 888 888 "No More Porn"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Hardcore
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I read this magzine called "MIXER". Its a pretty popular music
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magazine in the states. (Can be found in barnes and nobles and other
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music and book stores). They had a stupid letter in it from the editor,
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and I decided to reply to it. I wanted to see if they'd put my letter in
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the magazine, if I wrote something really stupid. I write stupid real
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well. Anyway, a few people have been asking to read it, and they were
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too cheap to buy the magazine. So, here it is.
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November 1998 Issue of "Mixer"
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NO MORE PORN, PLEASE
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The editor of MIXER has issued a public statement asking that all
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manufacturers of X-rated movies cease sending promo copies to the
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magazine. "We have more porno movies than we know what to do with," said
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Editor-In-Chief Darren Ressler. "It's to the point where we fear opening
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up the mail in the morning." In an allegedly "unrelated" incident, design
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guru Chopper spent a month in England nursing a hand injury.
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Me, being really stupid and having no life decided to write them a
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really stupid reply and see what they would say. It was published and
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replied to in the January/February Issue.
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January/February 1999 Issue of "Mixer"
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PORN TO BE WILD
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I am writing in response to your editor's public statement of "No
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More Porn, Please." When I first read it, I was shocked. I was
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disappointed about the decision. It hurts me to see people taking the
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porn they receive for granted. There are many people in the world who
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are starving for porn. Don't forget about these people! A little hint
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of advice for Chopper that will save him from further injuries: "ROTATION
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IS THE KEY." Just keep reminding him of that and everything will be okay.
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Viva Porn!
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Chopper replies: Thanks for the tip, Harvey, but I have to admit
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I'm more of a props man. Can I recommend a glass of warm liver, or maybe
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an inflatable doll? And finally a word of assurance as long as we are
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being sent porn, I'll be damned if it goes to waste. Here's a picture of
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our latest and greatest offering, the futuristic Depraved Fantasies 6.
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(They put a box shot in the magazine of the Video).
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #515 - WRITTEN BY: HARDCORE - 3/16/99 ]
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